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Joined April 2009
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dutch angles, famous for making people look non-threatening and normal
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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looks like a wonderful time. hope everyone had lots of fun and enjoyed plenty of candy πŸ™‚
Halloween in Tehran, Iran πŸŽƒ
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semen retention in order to fully enjoy the doing crimes with your girlfriend simulator
How to reset your dopamine levels to fully enjoy GTA 6 > Delete TikTok, it ruins your attention span which is necessary to not get bored while playing it > Don't pick up your phone first thing in the morning > Limit your screen time and social media apps > Start going to the gym > Take a walk every day in the sun without your phone > Quit sugary drinks and snacks > Start NNN > Maintain a consistent sleep schedule, also try to get 7-8 hours of sleep every night > Pause playing other games until it comes out If you start doing some of these things, when the game comes out the experience will be surreal and highly rewarding
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DeNiro: "You stupid or what? I told you not to buy anything big. Get it outta here!" Me, in custom Gundam suit: "It's in my mother's name."
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man cancels wife and son before turning the tea on himself
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uhhhh let me be unclear
The Alaska stupidity reminded me that this is always on my California ballot. Nobody's ever thought he was the actual Barack Obama, though.
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can't wait to get off work and play an rts from 20 years ago ☝️😩
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one of the truly great investigative journalists working today
Trump's high diesel prices are crushing the Gulf Coast shrimp industry. Shrimper Maynard Dubuisson, who has been enjoying some viral meme fame recently, joined me live from his shrimp boat to talk about it. @BulwarkOnline youtube.com/watch?v=mVbi5GPH…
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(glazing the magician) your digitation is absolutely presti brother
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i hate how much my coworker cares about our job holy shit dude relax
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I am the master of my feet, the captain of my soles
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how that smartless show's in the top 5 is beyond me. booooooooring! 😴
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Umbrella employee: we've got to raid the lab and recover the G-virus πŸ˜₯ who could we possibly trust to lead such a high-priority mission? the humble mercenary HUNK:
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bluegrass band at the afters, no dj. i'm going to fucking scream man i hate nashville
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Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
BREAKING WaPo: Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues. 
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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look at my gerontocracy dawg
Chuck Schumer has yet to say a word in defense of Omar.
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if he displayed the shits he took afterward in an exhibit, THAT would be actual art
University of Alaska Fairbanks student Graham Granger was arrested after allegedly eating at least 57 AI generated images from a campus art exhibit. The exhibit featured 160 images by fine arts student Nick Dwyer, and Granger was charged with fifth degree criminal mischief. [H/T: relewans]
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another day at my job working in the business industry
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