Colonel Kickhead

I don't know why but for some reason this year I'm not finding this exciting, what with the ridiculous cost of living crisis...rising interest rates & all the other crap we are going through I just feel like this is kind of sticking it in our faces..maybe thats just me! #TheBlock

Whilst most Australian's are probably figuring out whether they can afford to pay their electricity bill this quarter or even fill their fuel tank this week...on the other side you have the people buying shit houses on #TheBlock for nearly $4 million. Sucks for some of us huh!

Who is bankrolling these bids...the President of the Marrickville Golf Club? #TheBlock

Oh Yes, thank god Danny Wallis is there. What we would do without his genuis bidding of "$3 million, Five Hundred Thousand, four hundred and fifty seven dollars and 15 cents plus a bag of skittles...but only the red ones...actually I'll throw in two yellow ones as well "#TheBlock

Look I'm not saying that it would be hilarious if all the houses on #TheBlock sold for $1 over their reserves but....PLEASE LET THAT HAPPEN!

Tayla: "I have no money in my bank account"...probably good in a way, I doubt that dumb bint could count to anything higher than zero anyway #TheBlock

So what happens when they have to announce ridiculously high reserves before the auctions even begin and everyone bidding knows what the reserves are in advance? I guess we are about to find out...I'm betting it's not great for the Blockheads! #TheBlock

I'll admit I'm surprised. I would have thought these two's menu would have consisted of Cocktail Frankfurts with Tomato Sauce for entree, deconstructed Chiko roll for main and a Vienetta served a la natural (ie. still on the black plastic bottom holder) #MKR

I swear these two are so bogan just listening to them is making me feel like my inner ear drum has developed a tramp stamp tattoo #MKR

They are lucky I'm not on #TheBlock because if that was my house not only would I have shutdown all the other houses access in the first 5 minutes I would have laid landmines just to make sure they don't even try to cross it!

Oh well, we shall all miss Jane's sunny positive disposition on the show 😉 Good luck with your food styling....hopefully it involves you just throwing some edible glitter on someone else's dish they cooked because fuck me you two can't cook for shit! #MKR

That does not look like a cocktail...it does however look like someone put a major mitchell cockatoo in a blender and then served it up as a parrot smoothie! #MKR

Imagine calling yourself a "food stylist" and going on #MKR and serving up shit like this. Not exactly a great advertisement for your skills now is it?

I think Shane & Jane's only hope at this point is to sprinkle crushed Rohypnol on that dessert so everyone forgets how shit the meal has been up to this point before they vote #MKR

Jesus Jane....at least wait until the Pigeon's funeral is finished before you cremate the fucking thing #MKR

The pigeons of the Blue Mountains are not happy with the cook on that bird #MKR

Of all the people in Blackheath that I refuse to associate with Jane & Shane are definitely amongst the ones I refuse to associate with the most. If she's a food stylist then I'm a fucking Victoria's Secret Model #MKR

Trust me the only place they are getting a pigeon in Katoomba is to throw a rock at one in the Woolies Car Park #MKR

Ironic that Jane and Shane are staging their instant restaurant in a church because its looking like they haven't got a fucking prayer in hell of doing well #MKR