the colonelโ€™s little brother โ™‚+โ™‚//24//boy//lads au stuff//proship: minors+antis dni//shotacon//i really like birds//nolite te bastardes carborundorum

colonel xiaโ€™s quarters
Joined March 2026
hi hi welcome ! iโ€™m spade and iโ€™m bad at intros, but i hope we can be friends ! i draw and write for a lads au i made called the chip!au, short for โ€œthe-chip-that-makes-him-worseโ€ (working title). itโ€™s pretty much all i do. hereโ€™s a thread with all my art + writings + strawpage
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๐ŸŸSound of the sea - Full animated short film๐ŸŸ Putting this up on twitter as well! This was a short film made made in three months on and off. I wanted to prove to myself that I could pull off a small project in a short amount of time, and I'm pretty proud of what came out!
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now see, spadeโ€™s issue with animating has evolved from โ€œgod this blows make it stop alreadyโ€ to โ€œiโ€™m on a fuckin roll i canโ€™t stop wonโ€™t stopโ€ which is great until i canโ€™t fall asleep because i just keep thinking about how bad i wanna keep animating
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drank this at a con and got sick for a week. Shota Water would Never do this to me ๐Ÿ’”
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๐‘ญ๐’Š๐’“๐’”๐’• ๐‘จ๐’๐’๐’Š๐’—๐’†๐’“๐’”๐’‚๐’“๐’š. ๐‘‚๐‘๐‘ก. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿผ, ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿป โ›“๏ธ ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’† ๐’๐’๐’—๐’† ๐’ƒ๐’†๐’•๐’˜๐’†๐’†๐’ ๐’–๐’” ๐’•๐’Š๐’†๐’” ๐’–๐’” ๐’‰๐’†๐’‚๐’—๐’š ๐’๐’Š๐’Œ๐’† ๐’„๐’‰๐’‚๐’Š๐’๐’” โ€”๐’„๐’๐’‚๐’•๐’•๐’†๐’“, ๐’–๐’๐’ƒ๐’“๐’†๐’‚๐’Œ๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’†, ๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’”๐’„๐’‚๐’‘๐’‚๐’ƒ๐’๐’†.
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for many reasons, itโ€™s best spade doesnโ€™t know who his sperm doner is and lucius fully intents to keep things that way. for one heโ€™d most certainly tell caleb and lord only knows how heโ€™d handle that kind of news. in the unlikely case that caleb doesnโ€™t flip on lucius, spade-
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around caleb on a daily basis is already more than enough to make his eye twitch with distain. his greatest achievement next to his biggest failure, god has an unfortunate sense of humor. it was one thing watching josephine care for the runt from the shadows in tandem with-
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caleb, but now theyโ€™re fucking ?? can this headache get any worse ???
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๊’ท๊’ฆโœงห–ยฐ๊’ท๊’ฆ๊’ทโœงห–ยฐ๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿฆดโ‹†๏ฝก๐–ฆน๊’ท๊’ฆ๊’ท๊’ฆโœงห–ยฐ๊’ท๊’ฆ ๊ง ๆ™้›ชๆฒๅค 2๐ง๐ ๐€๐ง๐ง๐ข๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ๐š๐ซ๐ฒ ๊ง‚
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a quick addendum to this; c!caleb isnโ€™t always intentionally trying to hurt spade, heโ€™s just,, kinda rough. heโ€™s got that weird disconnect between love and hate, remember ? thatโ€™s for the read spadeheads out there plus as time goes on spade kinda pushes for it. heโ€™d canโ€™t-
after some time pain of some sort becomes normal during sex. spade comes to expect it, itโ€™s the trade off for intimacy with the colonel. thereโ€™s aspects of it he even enjoys at times. heโ€™s been conditioned to get off to it. in the instances heโ€™s alone and feels the need to-
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itโ€™s almost like hate sex but one party is hating and the other is loving it
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i have a VERY special treat for yall this all hallows eve, no trick yo ! it might be my best yet
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ๆฌ็‚นๅ“ฅๅ“ฅ##ๅคไปฅๆ˜ผ #caleb
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after some time pain of some sort becomes normal during sex. spade comes to expect it, itโ€™s the trade off for intimacy with the colonel. thereโ€™s aspects of it he even enjoys at times. heโ€™s been conditioned to get off to it. in the instances heโ€™s alone and feels the need to-
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this hell with him ? these thoughts scare him. but what really terrifies him, what keeps him up at night, is the thought that this isnโ€™t just the colonel. what if heโ€™s always been like this ?
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i had french toast for breakfast
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