@comedytodd

--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--

Joined May 2013
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Get ya a Sunday "Sweat" Towel. #Nervous #Always #ThereMightBeWingSauceOnIt
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One of my favorite cities, Nashville, is packed today with my homies. Go Browns.
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I'm not sayin I NEED to get back in the gym. But I am saying I saw myself in the mirror today, and I kinda look like I'm built like "The Grinch..."
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Planning dinner while I eat breakfast is the move.
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Me after too many IPAs.
Underdog
@UnderdogOct 21
“I’m not from the west coast baby, I’m from Ohio f*ck is you talking about?” LeBron going at it with a fan 👀
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Same sir. Same.
Garage Beer
@drinkgaragebeerOct 21
I’m from Ohio baby
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Add this to the long list of things I took for granted as a kid: "Mowing the yard on a nice fall day..."
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Welp. Im sad. Very down. But. Dear Brewers. Smoke these fools. (Fun Season Guards. I still love ya)
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Sometimes you just gotta admit that it was a shit day.
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Been yellin this into the abyss for months now. I love what they did.
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I need to start wearing a poncho over all my white shirts. Keeping them clean feels impossible.
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Brew Crew is legit.
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Someone call in a Jose bomb threat today for me please. ...
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Listen. No one is invincible. But I have survived falling asleep with a cough drop in my mouth at least a dozen times by now.
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I'm just out here "unsubscribing" all day.
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"I'm hooked and I cant stop starin.." (Back in action tonight. #GameOn)
alex@alexgeorgefilmOct 11
Jose Ramirez x Moneyball 💥⚾️❤️💙
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Refreshing the NEWS articles right before I read the headlines is like snatchin today's newspaper out of my hand and handing me a magazine. Its infuriating.
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"Thats quite the bourbon collection..." -Me being a Progressive commercial at a cookout today-
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Dirty.
MLB
@MLBOct 11
Erik Sabrowski, Hunter Gaddis, and Cade Smith recorded the last 10 outs of the game for the Guardians. They racked up NINE strikeouts 🔥
Top left - Erik Sabrowski shouts in celebration. Top right - Hunter Gaddis shouts in celebration. Bottom - Cade Smith claps his right hand against his glove. All three players are wearing a red Cleveland Guardians jersey and a dark blue cap.

ALT Top left - Erik Sabrowski shouts in celebration. Top right - Hunter Gaddis shouts in celebration. Bottom - Cade Smith claps his right hand against his glove. All three players are wearing a red Cleveland Guardians jersey and a dark blue cap.

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