Martin Rizo

Frankenstein is the first Foo to have Plastic surgery

Hood vampires dont say " I want to suck your blood" they say "Hey Foo let get a little swig out of your neck"

Vampire Cholos be like...let me get some of that Blood in blood out Foo

Halloween Decorations in the hood are just Christmas decorations from last year that has spiderweb now

I went trick or treating in the Hood I got alot of Hot Cheetos

Knotts scary farm is the only place they hire Zombie Cholos #LilRobZombies

Its so hot that you gotta be careful about strippers leaving sweat stains on you instead of glitter

I know cats are Smarter than Dogs because ive never seen a Cat live with a Homeless person. They'll leave like an abusive Relationship.

Send me a Titty Pic when you get home so I know you're safe

You ever wonder if your Ex girlfriends still have pictures of your Crooked Chorizo on their cloud?

There's a Foo out there that has pictures of your hyna naked in his gallery from years ago... and also hynas have pictures of your man's crooked Chorizo.

I once paid a Chola $60 on onlyfans for her to take off her long ass socks

My first picture ever was a sonogram

I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops had dirty magazines.

Fabuloso out here looking like delicious juices bro

I miss when I was a Kid and Barber shops at dirty magazines.

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got so many extensions on a traffic ticket, that the cop who gave me the ticket retired #LifeHacks

Its called body wash because it washes the whole body including hair right? Or am I messing up?

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