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Lindsey Davies

@comicmum

Stand-up comedian, author, lunatic and mother! on life's quest for happiness. Drinks Gin. Sponsored by Tiger Gin.

 Leigh, Lancashire
ginandcomicevents.co.uk
Joined March 2009
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I have no idea what happened to this t-shirt or why Puma refused my design idea. #puma #design #ideas #cougar
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Find a man’s driving licence on the floor: Old me: ‘Oh My God, this could be a new love story and we will fall in love and get married and live happily ever after’ New me: ‘What a careless fucking moron!’ #drivinglicence #lovestory #jokes #careless
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Happy International Women’s Day everyone. #InternationalWomensDay #internationalwomensday2021
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M&S or S&M? #marksandspencer #MothersDay2021 #chocolates #flowers #phallic
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Jessica Toomey@jessica2me27 Feb 2021
Back on @BBCRadioManc in 20mins with @steveroylecomic and @cerysnelmes discussing @frogandbucket show which Live Streams tonight
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Ian Brown@ianbrown26 Feb 2021
I will NEVER sing to a crowd who must be vaccinated as a condition of attendance. NEVER EVER!
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I’ve added three gigs to my 2021 diary today. I swear Google calendar made the sound of applause and cheers. #comedygigs #googlecalendar #cheers #applause
Is this really the future of pubs? Highly discriminatory if you ask me. Hope it doesn’t happen but for now I’ll take the piss. #covidpassports #CovidPass #Discrimination #humanrights
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Jessica Toomey@jessica2me23 Feb 2021
Really looking forward to this one 👇
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As it’s still at least another 12 weeks till we can open we are streaming again Live from our stage this Saturday with the ultimate night of entertainment with @steveroylecomic @comedylopez @cerysnelmes @CallumOakley 🎟 frogandbucket.ticketsolve.co…
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Follow me on Tik Tok for videos like these. I’ll follow back because I haven’t a clue what I’m doing. Here’s my lockdown makeup tutorial for lockdown. #makeup #TikTok #comedy #lockdowntips
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When the Spa’s are closed and you miss having a sauna. #sauna #spaday #pamper #diy #lockdown #savemoney
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My daughter films me constantly and posts them to Tik Tok. She’s putting compilations together now. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #tiktok #compilation #LockdownLife
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I’ve started meditating as part of my morning routine. #meditate #affirmation #Wellbeing #mentalhealth #removetoxicenergy #equilibrium
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Jesus! One disease at a time. 🙄 apple.news/A_Cf-XJxSRlO3jIyQ…
Fears brain-swelling Nipah virus with huge death rate 'may be next pandemic'

Fears brain-swelling Nipah virus with huge death rate 'may be next pandemic'

The World Health Organisation has reportedly listed the Nipah virus as one of 16 priority pathogens that need to be researched due to their potential to spark an epidemic

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I’ve read that The World Health Organisation recommend we wear TWO masks now. This is getting ridiculous. I mean, how is one supposed to shop? #Masks #COVID #WHO #shopping #cantsee
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I decided today that yoga isn’t for me. #yoga #lockdownexercise #toning #notforme
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I’m wearing daytime clothes, I’ve covered my grey hair and put some makeup on. If I can manage to cook for myself then today is a productive day. #Lockdown3 #productive #makeup
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Just had a full hysterectomy. The pain is unbearable and they’d better let me out for Christmas. My gynae is still laughing when my last words before going under was ‘please don’t remove my g spot’ #hysterectomy #hospital #surgery #christmas #gspot
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For International Men’s day I’m going to make time to have five wanks. #internationalmensday2020
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