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If lost return to @starr_steph23 and @DelphiOfOracle. DNI Batcest/proship. CR: JSA (1999)

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I’m soooo tired of *popular trope 1B* why can’t we have more of *super popular trope 5A*?? Guys I’m really tapping into an untapped pot here, such a hot take I burned myself! Who’s with me?
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β€œWhy do tops have to be nonchalant what if I want a puppy top” IT ALREADY EXISTS IN ABUNDANCE. THE NEXT CYCLE OF TROPES WILL PRODUCE TWEETS ASKING FOR A NONCHALANT TOP AGAIN
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Brutalia Halloween Morticia and Gomez (in a way)
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i really dont appreciate how a lot of people seemed to have learned the terms "emotional grooming" and "emotional incest" recently and think it applies to every single mentor&mentee dynamic that is even slightly unhealthy
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Everyone signing up for random wacky websites in light of the great ao3 blackout of 2026 but I’m going back to the basics
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Dkos played in our faces for real
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My vent art
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ren@kassandrrareOct 28
commissionerbat.... fuck my commissionerbat life...
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They just handing it to anybody now
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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CEOs of privacy violations and obsessive file keeping
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"omg you remembered!" ofcourse i did. I have a file on you
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Being in a fandom where drama is frequent but you aren't 15 anymore so you don't care
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πŸ—‘@taliasghulOct 15
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πŸ€ (@commissionerbat) profile pictureπŸ€@commissionerbatOct 15
If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping
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My fav German expression is β€œbist du von allen guten Geistern verlassen” it hits so hard in a way a literal English translation does not
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If ur ship isn’t canon in teen titans go is it even worth shipping
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l think l'd rather be the one dragged for 3300 feet behind Arthur's horse for that one horseman challenge than engage with the RDR fandom. they're all insane. If it’s not incest shippers it’s homophobic misogynistic racist dudebros THESE PARTNERS STINK LIKE POO
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Alucard Tepes finally done
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVOURITE INACTIVE TWITTERITE @DelphiOfOracle <3333
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Could never be brutalia 75% of us bisexual
talia πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@gunshied) profile picturetalia πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ@gunshiedOct 3
enjoying a hetship but 95% of their fanworks are highly heteronormative unexploratory of their dynamic and at the very least a little bit ooc
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And both of them are quirk chungus maxxing while making Bruce the stupidest men alive when will this torture end
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Vac πŸŽƒ/Void πŸ¦‡ (@Vacuous35) profile pictureVac πŸŽƒ/Void πŸ¦‡@Vacuous35Oct 3
Batman currently has two ongoings with a third coming up btw
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I was wondering why Kyle chandler seemed so familiar to me OHHH MY GOD HES THE BOMB SQUAD GUY FROM GREYS ANATOMY IJBOLLLLL
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