Poet published by Picador, distiller and wild botanical forager for @spiritofherts, curator of @witchcourt, teacher @bruneluni
Joined May 2013
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My daughter misheard me telling someone my new car was going to be "a Suzuki" and thought I was saying my new car was going to be "sooo zookeeper-y".
Now we're both disappointed that my car doesn't look like this:
Do you think Jodie Comer has been formally approached to play Lucy Letby yet?
Either way, I bet she's holding up a baby onesie in a mirror right now, practising going from "basic-bitch-selfie-face" to "evil-emotionless-killer-face". Right?
Took a selfie among hemlock and its intricate leaflets and umbels gave me strangely feminine gothy face mendhis.
Can we start a viral campaign to swear allegiance to someone else during the Coronation? Like David Attenborough. Or Max off of Eastenders. Or literally anyone else…
Blur vs. Oasis comes down to this:
Do you want to hear a band trying to be clever fail or a band trying to be dumb succeed?
In the final edition of Animal Crossing I bet you discover it was The Bad Place all along.
The Japanese name probably translates as “shamed and berated by forest creatures” or something.
Has the singularity started?
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HELP. Am I having a #MandelaEffect false memory? I am sure I once saw a reality tv documentary where Linford Christie or someone had to dress as a white man in full prosthetic & give a talk at his kids' school without getting busted. Did anyone see it? Nothing on Google.
Someone needs to find the "erotic stories" Mystic Meg wrote early in her career, according to this article. I need those in my life. #RIPMysticMeg
Margaret Lake, known as Mystic Meg, has died aged 80.
The astrologer had written daily horoscopes for the Sun for almost 23 years
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