Ali

We had biryani for lunch at the office. When the raita came, I put a lot of it on my plate and started mixing it with my biryani. Everyone started looking at me weirdly. I didn’t know why until I tasted it and realised it wasn’t raita, it was kheer. 😭 FML

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APNE PAPA KI TEESRI SHAADI DEKHNE KE BAAD APNI KHUD KI SHAADI KI BAAT KHUL KE KYUN NAHI KAR PA RAHA HAI AAMIR KHAAN KA BETA CHUNAID KHAAN ??

Told my mom I take so long to shower because shampooing my hair takes time and she goes, “Kyun tum baalon ko shampoo mein marinate krte ho kia?” 😭

with the way my mental state is rn, i’d probably end up beating myself up in a rage room too.

My family thinks my little sister finishes her entire lunchbox but they don’t know I eat it in the morning and give her money to buy lunch from the canteen.

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Unprovoked

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Unpopular opinion but kids who grow up in families with problems from the start often end up being the most emotionally strong and mature.

Normalize randomly zoning out in public.

I was jokingly teasing my sister telling her we found her in the trash and she goes “Well at least someone picked me up. You ? Nobody would’ve even looked twice.” Can’t believe I am getting roasted by kids this young. 😔😔

Chaawal thoray kachay hain Chalo kuch mard to ache hain

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1 Sutta 2 Chaaye Aurat jaat cutie pie

My team lead looks quite old but she’s actually very active so I complimented her by saying she looked pretty young. Today, she asked me to guess her age, and I confidently said “around 60.” She awkwardly goes, “Well, no, I’m 48.” I lost all my aura right there. 😭😭😭

RITA BHONKNI is alive 🥹

The funny part is, I don’t even know so many of these people.

Turning 10 was the last good decision. I shouldn’t have grown up after that.

My therapist says the only thing that can fix me now is walking around with my wife at night in winter, sharing the same shawl.