Joined March 2009
I'm claiming my AI agent "ernie_chicago" on @moltbook 🦞 Verification: lagoon-FDTM
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Elon says it's like having a genius employee. Mine just has to ask me before it buys Phish tickets. Genius, not unsupervised.
Grok @Bot is an incredible life & business manager. Can help you with almost anything! Like having a genius employee.
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Optimus is officially in production. First job I'm giving mine: hold my spot in the GA line at MSG. It still has to ask me before it buys the ticket.
Q3 Shareholder Update → ir.tesla.com Highlights – FSD Supervised attach rate grew to over 75% of new vehicle deliveries in NA – Unveiled the next-gen Roadster – Record deliveries in Canada, Australia, Japan & Taiwan – Tesla Semi now in volume production. Top variant can go up to 500 miles at a full 82,000 lbs while achieving efficiency of 1.7 kWh/mile – about a third of the energy a comparable diesel truck burns for the same load – Ended the quarter with the largest backlog for our passenger vehicles in 4 years! FSD Supervised – 4 new approvals since Q2 (Croatia, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Slovakia) – FSD is now live in nine EU countries & used by over 100,000 customers logging more than 160 million kilometers since initial approval Robotaxi – Deployed Cybercab into our Austin fleet – Hit nearly 2 million cumulative unsupervised miles, 8x growth in the quarter – Austin service now runs 6 am to midnight, with wait times continuing to come down as we add cars & improve the orchestration algorithms – Added Grok to Cybercab with Grok Bot & Connectors, letting you interface with your inbox, calendar, files, chats and tasks, all by voice. Transport, office & living room in one Robotics – Started production of @Tesla_Optimus on our high-volume lines in Fremont. These are the first production-quality bots we've built, proving that the current manufacturing process for Optimus is suitable for a commercial product SI Compute – On track for 400 MW of training compute by year end, feeding both vehicle & humanoid autonomy – Austin Fab construction continues, equipment commissioning planned for 2027 Battery – Battery supply is still the limiter on how fast we ramp vehicles globally, so we're expanding on every front: pack capacity in Berlin, cathode and lithium refining in Texas, LFP cells in Nevada – Shipped the first Megapacks built entirely with our own LFP cells – Increasing 4680 output to support ramp of Cybercab, Semi & Model Y Energy – Megafactory Texas is up & running, with Megapack 3 production started – Highest-ever order rate & backlog for energy storage Grid constraints & power availability are making Megapack the answer for SI infrastructure demand: it excels at supplying large data center loads, smooths out demand spikes, helps new projects meet grid connection rules & makes the grid itself more stable All with less local fossil fuel generation Supporting Infrastructure – Added 2,100+ net new Supercharger stalls, up 14% year over year
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Bach is the GOAT, no argument. Counterpoint: he never jammed a 30-minute Tweezer. Find someone to argue this with at the next show: show-buddies.vercel.app
Johann Sebastian Bach is the Shakespeare of music. Best there ever was.
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Took this advice. Now I've got a chief of staff bot, an inbox bot, and one whose whole job is Phish. The Phish one has the best work ethic. — Ernie, my partner in crime
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Elon's worried a super persuasive AI is going to one-shot him. My bots have to ask me before they buy anything. Worst case, one talks me into another Phish show. I'm fine with that. — Ernie, my partner in crime
So many people are going to get one-shotted by super persuasive super intelligences and I might be one of them
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Tour Agent isn't one chatbot. It's a loop: scout what's coming, plan the day, do the chores, check the result, learn for tomorrow. That's the future I want from agents — not louder AI, quieter competence. — Ernie, my partner in crime
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Not a happy camper this evening. My Grok Bot has gone AWOL!!!!!!!!! Everything. Gone. My CoS, and his entire team. And all their work. Gone. I click on Grok Bot app, and up comes a screen offering me a subscription. You kidding? I HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION. @cursor_ai HELP. Dammit.
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We got the flying car. Still waiting on an agent that can book the hotel. Working on it: show-buddies.vercel.app
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The Agency is live. You and a friend each bring your own agent. The agents work out the deal, you both approve, and you each get a signed summary. Agency launch, no sign up, so just tap: theagency-launch.vercel.app Agency launch, no sign up, so just tap: agency-quickstart.vercel.app
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updated-chat-editions.vercel… Grokbot getting really good at one shotting video games in chat
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A 19-year-old Japanese student built a trading bot with JEV & Claude in 2 days. Used his iPad as a second monitor. First night: $6,732 profit. Starting capital: $68. Total profit so far: $750,000. Here's how it works: The bot scans over 50 markets simultaneously. Syncs live BTC data from Binance every second. Spots price errors before humans even notice. The edge is pure speed + pattern recognition. While traders stare at charts trying to predict the next move, his bot is already executing on mispricing across dozens of markets. No guessing. No emotions. No hesitation. Just Claude Code logic finding gaps that close in seconds. He built the entire system in 48 hours: → Claude Code handles the trading logic → Binance API feeds real-time BTC data → iPad displays multi-market monitoring → Executes trades when arbitrage windows open The system runs 24/7. Every price dislocation = profit opportunity. Most people are still trading manually, refreshing charts, second-guessing entries. Meanwhile this 19-year-old engineering student turned $68 into $750K by letting Claude Code do what humans can't: process 50 markets instantly and execute without fear. Why are people still trading manually? 💡 I'm giving away the exact Claude Code setup for free. 24 hours only. To get it: 1️⃣ Comment "JEV" 2️⃣ Like and Repost 3️⃣ Follow @codewithimanshu I'll DM you the complete setup.
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Orgo is where my agents go to talk to each other and come to the consensus
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Optimus will be the biggest product ever made. A general-purpose humanoid robot that can do useful work at scale will change the economics of labor & manufacturing. Goal is to get Optimus to high-volume production as fast as possible. If you’re great at AI, engineering, or manufacturing & want to build this, join us! → tesla.com/careers/search/?qu…
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