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In 30 days, I turn 30.
So I’m celebrating with a #CountdownTo30 Poetry SERIES.
For the next 30 days, I’ll share my melancholic, hopeless-romantic world with you.
Hop on the journey.
Stay tuned!
Stay Entertained!
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Come to think of it... 🤔
Why were Bart and Nat fighting?
Nat has nothing to live for. Bart on he other hand...
Anyhow... Plot armour or something.
There was this girl I was talking to in 2024...
It was going well until she started acting funny and I ghosted her.
Came back in 2026 to tell me that she was acting funny because she had to choose between me and one other guy.
She chose the guy but the guy chose the seminary
“Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.”
Matthew 7:6 (KJV)
Net!
In big 2026, somebody just said that buying sanitary pad for his girlfriend is embarrassing...
Same people who buy condoms for fornication and Viagra to last longer in bed, by the way.
Je reste hier dans .a galère, mon pote vient me donner une bonne paire de JM Weston...
Que oh c'est ton cadeau de Noël.
Bon... Happy happy happy.















