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eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Joined November 2010
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Kristaps Porzingis has stepped away from basketball.
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bobby diesel is top notch
Champions on film 🎞️
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Champions on film 🎞️
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My algorithm on Instagram is now just dudes hitting absolute nukes in Dominican softball leagues and it is glorious. A sampling …
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Might be the greatest comment section of all time 😭😭😭
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rumor has it this bat never came down
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chills, absolute chills
Mind if we get emotional on a Wednesday? #WonOurWay
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Mind if we get emotional on a Wednesday? #WonOurWay
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get out and vote brice turang for platinum glove
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good, now get rid of contract deferrals
With free agency already underway, and recognizing that Clubs will need a full offseason to operate within the cap and floor system, MLB is proposing to phase in the salary cap and floor in 2028 The projected cap and floor payrolls for 2028 would make 12 clubs increase payroll by $636M to reach the floor, and 8 clubs to decrease payroll $528M to reach the cap. Overall, this would net a $108M payroll increase Starting in 2028 would allow a smoother transition into the cap and floor system without delaying key player benefits
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The sweet joy of victory #WonOurWay
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parting is such sweet sorrow el kraken and senzy:(
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MY CATCHER STAYS AND SO DOES THE BIG BOPPER
We've made the following transactions
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Great day to extend Jackson Chourio for life
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MY GOAT WON THE LEFT FIELD GOLD GLOVE
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JACK JACK GOLD GLOVERRRRR 🍾
A Gold Glover and World Series Champion at age 22❕ Congrats, Jackson!
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A Gold Glover and World Series Champion at age 22❕ Congrats, Jackson!
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Champion. 2x Gold Glover. Best 2B in baseball. 🏆🏆 Congrats, Brice!
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time to revisit the greatest ab of all time
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