talking shit and eating salad (she/they/whatever) @whorrendou5

Joined July 2013
have to be hot online now that i’m not a good Poster anymore
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The night before your stimulant prescription refill
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I’m noticing lots of twigs in people’s eyes
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playing it by year
Another absolute gemstone from r/mypartneristrans
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years of intense self-harm has left my entire body #ribbedforherpleasure
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Feeling chud
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trans people: we just want basic respect c*s people: you're infringing on our rights to be bigots!!! bpd pirate: I'm sensitive, lad, but it seems ye don't respect that… I said the prospect of ye chattin' to the other crewmates is tantamount to marooning me… and what did ye do
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I was ready to die bout dis Brick Squad shit in 6th grade
16 Years Ago Today, Waka Flocka Released His Debut Album ‘Flockaveli’ 🔥⛽️
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while y’all are uplifting tinashe i’m still out here erasing bisexuals
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sometimes when i’m a little too high it feels like i’m walking like North West
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Titane (2021)
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None of my 2 friends could hangout. Had to resort to my backup plan of sitting 2 inches in front of a mirror and plucking every hair out of my face for three hours
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thinking about the time my ex told me that I look like I eat cigarettes
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I have the urge to crash out 2007 britney style, but there’s no one whose attention I want rn so there’s really no point
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The body is refusing to cooperate. I have offended it in some way. Awful. The flesh is pathetic and tyrannical
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at work looking like shit, feeling like shit, doing a shit job, but on the bright side
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learning
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I wasn’t around when I was 21. I’d love to show you a photograph of myself at 21 but I wasn’t around
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