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VP of Made-Up-Titles at Non-existent Company. Avatar by @metagnome

Joined August 2007
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Duncan Cook retweeted
To celebrate the launch of Housing Early Access, I'm giving away a copy of Midnight Epic Edition, courtesy of @Warcraft To enter: ❤️Like 🔁Retweet ✅Reply with your favorite Pointless Top 10 or idea for a future top 10 Winner will be drawn Dec 2nd #WoW_Partner #Midnight
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PC: "Let's sell our loot before we go on." DM: 😲 "You're in a swamp! You left town days ago." PC: "Please?" 😢 DM: "Fine. You find a shop."
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Duncan Cook retweeted
Late withdrawal for the Hawks: Their 'supporters' #AFLHawksLions – at Launceston, Tasmania
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Hope the commentators are talking about how freaking hot it is here and in Tassie #AFLHawksSaints
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Aah. It’s not a true Dees game without at least one “GOD DAMN JACK WATTS” moment.
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Captain jack sparrow. #piratesoftheportphillipbay #gawngetsshorn video up shortly at… instagram.com/p/BTQPxPCh0j3/
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I think this is the first Rube Goldberg I've seen with a stealth section. teapawt.net/amzeratul/status/85536…
This might be the best video ever made by humanity. youtube.com/watch?v=trDnp3dW…
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Duncan Cook retweeted
Such a small thing - but wow it rocks - null ref exception in #VS2017 showing which var was null
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MELONE IN THE DARK mariuswinter.itch.io/mitd
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Replying to @cookdf
So what you’re saying is that the pros outweigh the cons?
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I deserve this.
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Check your passwords, it’s a new CRAPSHOT! youtube.com/watch?v=R6ynbQcm…
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Thank god I get the AFL Live app for free (Telstra customer), because I would not pay for that shit. Horrendous.
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Things AFL fans will miss about Mike Fitzpatrick:
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COMPUTER: I can render the shimmering fantasy worlds of your dreams 60 times a second ME: search some emails for a string COMPUTER: oh no
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If you ever feel like you're having a bad year, just be happy you aren't this guy.
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For every nerd who says "sportsball" there should be a jock who goes to a library & loudly complains about the "word burgers" on the shelves
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TFW King Koopa sends you to another dimension to play for the Patriots.
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this is what happens when you double-book. two teams show up at the same stadium running around the field in different shirts. ridiculous
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How do you even respond to a message like this?
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