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My KidLit Hopes and Dreams: A Post-Mortem I woke up feeling like myself today for the first time since mid-November. My withdrawal symptoms from Cymbalta lasted roughly ten weeks. The past couple of months have been the most painful and terrifying of my entire life.

🐭🌷In honor of #AprilFools next weekend, I give you…my grossest #giveaway yet! 😂 A copy of #PooDunIt + a set of classic pranks! 🥳 Don’t be a party 💩er —This giveaway is no joke! To Enter: 💩Like 💩Follow 💩RT 💩Tag a friend below #stem #mystery #prize #win #kidlit #WritingCommunity #free #freebie #freebies #aprilfoolsday

We just raved about MOTH & BUTTERFLY, and now it's time to rave about TINY DINO!!! Oh, that hummingbird! What an absolutely fabulous (text and art!!) book! Going to add it to my #ChewyReviewy pile bookshop.org/p/books/tiny-di…

Let’s talk about sex, baby! BOINK, BOINK, BABY! is a raunchy, rollicking read, for ages 0 to 3. A lift-the-flap book that lets babies see what’s really going on beneath those sheets! Ba, Ba, Moo x Playboy #cookiepitch #art

Misdiagnosis? Medical Negligence? Who hasn't dreamed of suing the scrubs off evil overpaid doctors? In "MABEL THE MARVELOUS MEDICAL MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY" kids see legal prodigy Mabel fight for her clients and WIN!* *but if she doesn't, they won't pay a dime. #CookiePitch #art

It happens to everyone. But what to do when it happens to you?!? In SO YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS... Join Jake and the huge dump in his pants as he tries to find a new pair of slacks and dispose of the evidence! #cookiepitch #art

COUNTING PACKWARD: A lyrical #counting book for kids with smoker parents. #STEM #SEL #rhyme -- "Pack and unwrap like cognoscenti; a faint scent of fig in each of 20. FLICK! goes the lighter - hello, smokescreen. Dad drags and puffs until there're 19..." -- #cookiepitch #art

Young Logan loves to practice reading by going through the show descriptions in the cable channel guide. But his parents soon realize some channels are way too descriptive. WHAT IS A MILF? is a 469-word PB that includes back matter, front matter and too much matter. #CookiePitch

Willy heard the ice cream truck, and away we go! One fruit fly, two mice, three squirrels, four bats, five door-to-door salesmen…help Mom count to 100 in SHUT THE F*CKING DOOR. [art by me, colored in by my 7-yo Eileen 🖍] #cookiepitch

From the creators of EMERGENCY POTTY TIME: GAS VS SOLID VS LIQUID and CALCULATING THE VELOCITY OF BARF comes the next great book in the series: DON'T SNEEZE IN MY MOUTH Turn your child's sick days into STEM days with the entire "Science of Sick" series! #CookiePitch #Art