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24 she/he ♑︎ ♒︎ ♍︎ allegedly emo

dc 🇯🇵 mdni
Joined April 2017
tmi but I havent had a good hookup in so long like what is going on.... who taught yall omfgggggg helppppppp im gonna go monk mode if this keeps up
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after this weekend I will have reached my goal of performing comedy on stage at least 100 times in 2026
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tbh its not much compared to a lot of other comics in my scene but for my first full year living in the city I think its ok
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had a good day at work today until some kid pooped his pants in my classroom at the end of the day
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like no shade at all to him but the situation made me feel incredibly unprepared cuz I dont have febreeze in my room
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My Twitter feed right now is like if everyone I knew from American University started doing cocaine
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MANDATORY SEX CHANGES. BLUE HAIR FOR EVERYONE. PRONOUNS IN EMAIL SIGNATURES. ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE.
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Ok this is my first election living in dc and i didnt know everyone goes to parties and gets lit for this... this really is the city of former student government kids
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also im from the dmv and went to college in md but being in DC proper changes everything
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like I was hosting my comedy open mic at a gay bar I didn't realize we were popping bottles tn
Ok this is my first election living in dc and i didnt know everyone goes to parties and gets lit for this... this really is the city of former student government kids
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First Sprite Cranberry of the season
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YESSSSSSSS
The Trade line will be shorter now that GOP comms staffers will be jobless and have to leave DC
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who had more of an impact??💜💜
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having the only maryland location you’re monitoring being one of the few black majority counties in the state. like we’re not dumb
Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states huffpost.com/entry/election-…
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hate when 10 pm on a monday night starts to feel like this
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Second photo goes unbelievably hard
Across Kerala, women from often conservative backgrounds are embracing bodybuilding, finding community and overturning gender expectations in the process. ft.trib.al/37AqNGy
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no work tomorrow cuz they use my school as a polling place
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