I’m genuinely sobbing about Niles from Frasier talking about appreciating the little things “steak…potatoes…fixin’s?” Amen sister.
I’m not perfect in ANY fucking way & posting on the internet is rude in 9/10 ways right now (it would hurt my feelings) but I also didn’t just show up to a memorial and scream at people to get a VIP bracelet and then proceed to puke in my own mouth 10 min later. Happy fall 🍃✨
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i think every woman should be allowed to wander around collecting little objects that make her feel like she found them for a reason. shell. feather. weird rock. acorn. extremely suspicious stick.
I’ve ALWAYS wanted to befriend a crow. Today’s the day I learned that boys of any species will tell everyone you’re nice and now I have probably 50 crows yelling in the tree outside my balcony (Day 3.) What trinkets should I ask them to bring me?
I’ve recently been taking care of a man that’s dying. He’s such a sweet soul to begin with, but he just called and said he really needed an Alley hug and a cup of tea and asked if I was available. Um, yes sir. I can in fact do that for you, probably, absolutely. 🥹
New apartment: so cute & cozy. I know in 1.7 weeks I’ll be so proud of myself, but I’ve currently been ugly crying a lot the last few days (specifically hours) about shit I signed up for, but it’s worse than I wanted to think it would be 😩😩😩 I believe in me.
Just realized the reason I’m oddly comforted by the animated player images at the bottom of the screen while I’m watching @NFL games is because it feels like a Harry Potter newspaper. I said what I said.
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i look in the comments of every single post i see because each time i discover a person i couldn’t have come up with in my wildest dreams
FINALLY FINISHED SHIFTING INTO MY APARTMENT AND I COULD SIMPLY PASS AWAY OVER THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. EVERYONE SITS OUT ON THEIR PORCHES AND BALCONIES W THEIR DOGS AND TALKS TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THEIR DAY 😭😭😭
Imagine having a moment where you feel empowered & hopeful for the future and then your dog farts in your face. Humbling.
















