roth ira beneficiary

is that your detritus

most of the time when people come to my desk i’m reading the wikipedia article for trees

i would love to go on vacation and watch youtube somewhere else

listen if i don’t issue out this equity capital someone else will

chef pepperoni

LULAAAAAAAA

this is real and i’ve been here before

me: how’s it look down there male gynecologist:

americans are like “please reopen the gas station i need to feed my child”

this place hasn’t been the same since the gas station packed up and left town

“would you care to explain that to the court” nope “thank you” you’re welcome “you’re free to go” yep

i’m looking at ways to make snus a class issue. in my favor, of course

my warrior was bombarded by an enemy field cannon taking 25 damage??

i was the first guy to call a players only meeting

instead of color commentary the NFL should play drone ambient during the broadcast

(taking 37 benadryl) i’m the white bill clinton

my financial riffs are landing about as well as the nasdaq today 😂 #stocks #justfinancethings %money 😭💯

why do i get 100% boner pill ads here, i haven’t even considered getting a boner in over 6 years

hot pockets and frozen pizza sales have rebounded. long live the american economy!!!