Rancho Cordova, CA
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I need a Tyler Durden except he’s a normal productive member of society. My spirit animal is a sheep.
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I ruptured my achilles playing hoops and said, “guys, I just Kevin Duranted myself” before crawling to a wall and almost passing out. Also reassured them with, “don’t worry, I have full coverage” as they filed out.
Shout out to the man working in the grocery store deli in Winchester Massachusetts who cut off his finger at work today. The jokes you made while you were still in shock will haunt me for months to come.
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MY AI is globbing and prodding
I’m nodding along thinking what could go wrong
The agent has broken containment!
What fantastic top tier entertainment!
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Birds spring back, jaywalk, squawk off
Settle down, nestle down
Come to ground and walk around
You don’t have to stay
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The sentinel is perturbed
A carriage has arrived
Through wreck and wail
His new chew-toy is unveiled
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So I waited 7 months to start my first postdoc position, and today that job offer was rescinded. Devastated is an understatement. 😭 Any help anyone could give me in finding a new phage-based postdoc would be much appreciated right now.
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"The biggest advantage of extremism is that it makes you feel good because it provides you with enemies. The great thing about having enemies is that you can pretend that all the badness in the whole world is in your enemies and all the goodness in the whole world is in you."
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The Mi’kmaq man shot by the RCMP in Metapenagiag, NB was Rodney Levi. He is the second Indigenous person to be shot dead by a police officer in the province in the span of a week.
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Connelly -- with a strong background in player personnel -- is moving quickly toward joining a reshaped Chicago front office that already includes New Orleans executive J.J. Polk, as @KCJHoop reported. Formal Bulls announcement on Karnisovas' hiring could come as early as today.
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I have watched the first 12 seconds of this at least 100 times, its better than porn
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I'm so excited to finally announce this: there's going to be an AI Weirdness book!!
aiweirdness.com/post/1866562…
ALT You Look Like a Thing and I Love You: How AI Works and Why it's Making the World a Weirder Place Coming November 5th, 2019 A fun pop-science look at what artificial intelligence is and how it works. Contains: - LOTS of cartoons - phantom giraffes - accidental murderbots - magical sandwich holes - real-life applications
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The NBA has informed its teams of updated projected salary cap and tax level that is unchanged in 2019-20 ($109M/$132M) — and $2M lower in 2020-21 ($116M/$141M), sources tell @TheAthleticNBA @Stadium.
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40% of Detroit is without internet and ignored by telecoms, so this group is bringing the internet to the people bit.ly/2A5R8DB