Having some issues at my apartment, so I’m gonna put some candles in a circle and summon my father (maintenance man).

The work personality assessment said, “You have a strong competitive side and actually may be fueled by antagonism or conflict.” Maybe that’s why I ‘em a little toxic.

Had to take some personality assessment for an in-office training. Apparently, I have very dominant personality.

Sitting down with a higher up and explaining how I discovered Xi Jinping’s wife is actually a singer.

The mysteries of tomorrow will reveal themselves, but for now I’ll simply take my fiber pills and manifest.

Got invited to a wedding with gothic cocktail attire. I’m so excited.

My friend made healthy chili for the game. And he asked if I wanted any Greek yogurt (substitute for sour cream), and I said sure. That man put VANILLA yogurt in my chili! Can’t trust anybody these days.

For those interested, there is “ethical” foie gras. Business Insider has a video about one producer. And I’m curious if the push in DC (where there are no producers) is actually about the ethics of production or rather aimed at the ethics of consuming an animal.

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You have to have a more dominant personality than me to get my attention.

Very tempted to buy a camo thong just because. It feels like it’d be on brand.

I need to find people to play board games with

Tried a new class at the gym tonight, and I can tell tomorrow is gonna be rough. I can already feel it in my ass.

Y’all have me interested in You Can See Everything

Everyone from Alabama is so pretty.

The foie gras ballot initiative is so interesting to me. It just feels so DC.

My poor pants are struggling. The problem is that it isn’t my waist that’s getting bigger.

The perfect day for me would involve lattes, sushi, and scary movies

Aliens is one of my favorite films