I am the Corey Levitan of writers.

Joined December 2008
Something funny happened to me recently in the airport on the way to Cabo, though my mother doesn’t think it was funny at all that texting nearly cost me half my toes. You guys DO know I have a new humor column, right? stndrds.com/converse/cabo-sa…
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I keep checking mirrors to make sure I'm not turning into the same old Jewish man they are.
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In 2010, the former features editor of the Las Vegas Review-Journal rejected my pitch for a Vegas myth-busting column because he claimed I wouldn't find enough myths to sustain it. After more than 200 weekly editions of what Larry David would call a "spite column," I'm only now getting to this one... casino.org/news/vegas-myths-… @VitalVegas
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If anyone here remembers me from my former life, this new weekly humor column I’ve been writing this year will take you back. I’m pretty proud of it… stndrds.com/author/corey-lev…
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For all three of you who miss my humorous "Fear and Loafing" voice -- and that three includes me -- I've been freelancing a passion column for STNDRDS, the editorial arm of Seeking-dot-com, every week since earlier this year. I titled it "STNDRD Deviations." This link below brings you to everything I've written so far. (It continues when you "click for more.") I put my favorite one in the comments (along with an update and a spoiler). I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it! @vitalvegas stndrds.com/topics/stndrd-de…
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This one's my favorite so far. (Spoiler to follow in the next comment...) stndrds.com/converse/trader-…
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So (spoiler alert) two weeks later, Josh approached me while shopping, told me my story was hilarious, and admitted he "didn't know a thing" about Nirvana.
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