I want this played at my Funeral, by the way. music.apple.com/fr/album/lar…

It’s incredible that this is the most joyous I’ve felt since Bilbao. Unreal.

Smashing someone in the face with your hip whilst they’re on their knees, isn’t violent conduct or a red? Gotcha.

Pretty dominant first half so I’m expecting a Chelsea goal after a defensive mistake in the 53rd minute.

Fleetwood Mackerel #BandsToSea

Some of my fave pods last season: “This Spurs team has no technical players, just runners and you need technical players in the PL” Some of my fave pods this season: “This Spurs team has too many technical players. You need runners and physical players in the Premier League”.

The funniest tactico video I’ve seen today was about Tel and how he used to play for the French U15s. Yeah, of course you were watching Tel when he was 14 mate. Fucking hilarious.

Matterface going on like Liverpool have swapped their entire team out for the Under 9s against a settled, unchanged Tottenham.

Regardless of VAR saving us, Tottenhams ability to absolutely gift the opposition a goal has been unmatched these last few seasons. It’s incredible and not at all in a good way.

Varsical decision. Spurs absolutely getting away with one there.

Spurs wingers that half.

Bought a drone to do some farm shots. Turns out I live right in the middle of a red no fly zone. How very Spurs of me.

Funny how the transfer window is a now a disaster because we’ve signed Tosin who is apparently shit. The same Tosin that caused a meltdown a few seasons ago because he was a Spurs target all summer and didn’t sign because the club didn’t “just pay what was needed”

I reckon there will be some interesting revisionism on here when the “not good enough” Gakpo signs for City.

I couldn’t Tel who is going to be todays and possibly this season’s Twitter scapegoat.

I don’t know what had more of an impact on Bentancur; his ACL injury or Thomas Frank. It’s nice to see him playing like he was before both. He’s a superb player when he’s able to be.