waffles

my happy place

dad as an empath: “something seems to be upsetting her” 🤔

woke up and chose bork 😂

name doesn’t check out 🙃

it’s not even 9am on a monday and i’m already tired 😴

she said it’s her day off 😂

functioning malfunctions addict 🤪

modern environments call for modern things to herd 🫡

teaching dad the art of barking at squirrels 🐿

it’s the staring without blinking for me 🥴

plot twist, i’m just here for the food 🤪@LoveIsland

how long has it been since the last car wash? yes 🙃

pooperazzi at it again!! 🫠💩

rated R for ruff 🤣

repeat after me 👏🏻 dinner time is 4:59pm 👏🏻

how powerful is a dog in booties? one horsepower🐴😬

is this how a t-rex would malfunction?? 😂🦖

i finished 3 donuts before you could do 1 (and i ain’t talking about @krispykreme this time) 💨 @Lamborghini

dad calls this “researching funny videos” and makes me do all the scrolling 😂

…and just like that half a decade goes by and waffles turns 5! 🥺 you have no idea how much happiness you bring to us in the everyday moments. love you long time, you rambunctious forever pup ❤️

but don’t follow too closely i might fart 💨😳