Corinne Alexandra

I only update Twitter when I'm invited to speaking events. Then I get embarrassed that my past tweets are just about my dog & Pokemon...

Still the greatest commercial ever made. Kids these days with their TikToks don't even know. youtube.com/watch?v=FhfcdqMT…

Literally the day after planning to watch Jack Frost w/ @jawsmartin, I came across this terrifying tee at a vintage market. I don’t know what the universe is trying to tell me. 🤔

Do you ever have those days where you just feel like you're constantly on the verge of crying so you put a full face of non-waterproof makeup on as a deterrent cuz we aint got time for that

I’ve never been a person who depends on morning caffeine. But I gotta admit, nothing kicks me into high gear like existential dread & restless mania. I get it now.

If you’re sad about spooky szn almost being over, just do what I do & be spooky all year.

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had your therapist tell you you're doing a really good job & the decisions you've made are healthy & to keep doing what you're doing

Getting tipsy on 2 shots of whiskey playing D&D tonight so decided to get my character equally drunk on 2 shots of frost mead.

Made this today while deep in my feels. 🌚✨

Okay, one more just for fun.

:plays Linkin Park to soothe my soul:

I don't know where Instagram explore feed got the idea that I, a 29-year-old career woman, want to be served up all these broccoli-headed teenage boy's thirst trap TikToks, but I aint here for it.