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Listen to the GOAT, truer words have never been spoken…sounds a lot like our own @coachleefb! #football #warriors @Patriots @TomBrady
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After this, I'm done for the day. Maybe the week. Maybe even longer. I can tell the discourse is just going to deteriorate from here. ---- * To those in the hospital or with loved ones in the hospital, I'm thinking of you. * To the family of the person who lost their life today, my heart goes out to you. * To the fans and players who just wanted to celebrate today, together, I couldn't be more sorry that your day was tainted. * To the city of KC - this isn't your fault and this isn't a reflection of you as a people. We know that. * To those who showed up today with murder in your hearts: I'm sorry that your life was so horrible that you were in that state of mind, and I'm sorry for whatever may have happened to you that drove you to this...but GO FUCK YOURSELF, regardless. * To the people that are SALIVATING and ready to point a finger: You can also go fuck yourself. Bitching on a website doesn't make you an activist. Arguing with someone with a cartoon cat avatar about the Constitution doesn't make you a righteous defender of the Constitution. * To those that are going to inevitably pull race into it: you're A PART OF THE PROBLEM. * To those without the capacity to love someone because of their race or political beliefs: YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. * To those who think that everything is hopeless unless some politicians "do something" - YOU ARE A PART OF THE PROBLEM. * Lastly, to those who try and show love every day; who see people for their souls - whether they have beautiful radiant souls or tormented ones - please don't give up. YOU ARE THE SOLUTION. Anyway. See you 'round, everybody. - MR
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Glad this tweet just started getting RT’d again. I had forgotten about it.
Mound of Butter, by Antoine Vollon, 1875-85, 📸 via @SickosCommittee
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At age 72, Nick Saban is done at Alabama. At age 72, Pete Carroll is done in Seattle. Meanwhile everyone in congress when asked to retire at 80+
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WE DOIN THE LIMBO ON THE STRIP WITH THE GOALPOST 💀😂 #fuckou #ouhateweek #gopokes
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happy BU-TT week to all who celebrate
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BROOOOOOOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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not often am I left completely speechless…
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that the @peoriachiefs are the only minor league affiliate to have a former player go on to record 3,000 strikeouts (Maddux) and have a former player go on to mash 700 homers. Congrats, @PujolsFive!
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Congrats on 700 home runs @PujolsFive 💪🤖 Machine or not, you're welcome back at HQ anytime.
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How about this stat? Not only did #STLCards slugger Albert Pujols hit home runs 699 and 700 tonight, he hit his 200th home run off a lefty (vs. LHP Andrew Heaney in the 3rd) and his 500th off a righty (vs. RHP Phil Bickford in the 4th).
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Albert Pujols’ average home run trot over the years it has been tracked by Statcast is ~26 seconds. Extrapolated over his full career, Pujols has spent just over 5 HOURS of his life just running the bases after hitting a home run!
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MLB HRs by the 30 1st-round picks in 1999 Draft: 454 MLB HRs by 13th-round pick Albert Pujols: 700
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#stlcards take game one from #alwaysla in historic fashion, 11-0!!! Pujols cranks career HRs 699 & 700, becoming the 4th player in mlb history to join the 700 club!! Quintana goes 6.2IP, 5H, 0ER, 0bb/6k!!! Noot, Yepez, Burleson (1st career HR) all go yard, Dick closes out the 9th
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For generations to come, we will tell our kids and grandkids what it was like to watch Albert Pujols play.
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#STLCards top prospect @NolanGorman tallied his 9th career multi-HR game on Sunday, so we're giving away this autographed baseball! RETWEET & FOLLOW @CardsPlayerDev for your chance to win! One winner to be chosen randomly on April 18 at 12PM CT. Rules: atmlb.com/2zyo9ce
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Every RT counts as 2️⃣ votes for @Mathieu_Era in the #WPMOYChallenge presented by @Nationwide! Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this custom Chiefs console courtesy of @XBox and @EAMaddenNFL 🎮
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