She/her. Overeducated. Two time Jeopardy! champion. Bassoonist. Lily-livered bleeding-heart liberal egghead communist. Black Lives Matter.
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You can pry jarlic from my cold arthritic tendinitis destroyed hands (very easily because I have no grip strength at all)
found a new subject I’m going to posting about often. jarred garlic. it’s such a great vetting tool for the worst people who also don’t know how to cook. and they’re very angry about this also. perfect new topic I’m so pumped for this. stay tuned.
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They had chocolate polvorones for us at intermission last night and they were sooooo good I can’t stop thinking about them
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I miss living in London but £16 is like a months worth of cdmx metro fares for me now lol
London is such a joke bc what do you MEAN I travelled within zone one TWICE in one day (a collective 8 stops across both trips) and got charged SIXTEEN GREAT BRITISH POUNDS ARE YOU HAVING A LAUGH TFL COUNT YOUR DAYS
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Also, and this is a very boomer take, I think medical offices shouldn’t even be billing us at all. I went to the ER last year and got five different bills afterwards, how am I supposed to know they’re not a scam? Insurance should bill us for whatever they’re not covering
Companies that only send bills via texts don't deserve to get paid. Medical offices seem to be the worst offenders.
You want to get paid? Send me a real statement. Don't text me some weird URL and expect me to enter my credit card number.
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The comments are psychotic (so is the original premise), morning people are insufferable
This is my most unpopular/un-woke opinion as a kind and inclusive person. At some point, you have to grow up and get over not being “a morning person.” I don’t really care that you’re sleepy, and not ready for the day. The world runs on morning people so even if you don’t agree, you still have to spend 5 out of 7 days per week larping as a morning person if you want to be included in meaningful societal activities
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Wow who could have ever predicted that a walking red flag with a nazi tattoo might have damaging allegations
The Platner campaign canceled events over the weekend, and has since canceled more, as word swirls among consultants, super PACs, and lawmakers that a very damaging allegation is coming as early as this afternoon
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It’s crazy to me that people in this situation think that the ac narrative is about them
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I love this city, I was out running errands on foot and it was looking like it was going to rain, so I walked one block and grabbed a bike and made it home before the rain started 😎
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If @facebook is serious about putting ads into videos every two minutes I’m never watching a video on there ever again
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So what? It’s all delicious and it’s truly a testament to how creative people are
It feels like Mexican food, especially in the US, is just 4 or 5 ingredients that are shifted around.
"No señor, this dish es muy special, in this one, we FRY the tortilla and then put the meat and cheese on top, for that one, we bake the tortilla with the meat inside."
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Oye @Temu_Mexico hay recepción 24 horas en mi edificio y el repartidor está diciendo que no podía entregar mi paquete por los 3 últimos días porque “el cliente no disponible.” Esto no es posible. Siempre hay alguien que pueda recibir entregas. Además, nunca me han comunicado!!
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I was actually looking for a dog on the Facebook adoption page in my city, but someone posted about her— her owner had died and the family just threw her out on the street, and she showed up during a rainstorm at this lady’s door begging for food. The lady took her in but 1/
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