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pronouns: chad/thundercock

Houston, TX
Joined August 2011
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Replying to @AnitaRamaswamy
imagine cutting in front of everybody and fulfilling so many stereotypes at once then getting mad when somebody points out that you fit the stereotype. at least you didn't demand a wheelchair so you could board early like other Indians.
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In your memoir, Chapter 12, you describe enjoying Ramadan in Dubai in 2011, shortly after you turned 30. Ramadan that year would have been in August 2011. if you were 30 by August 2011, you hit 18 in 1999--a year PRIOR to 2000 when you falsely claimed to have derived your citizenship from your father's supposed naturalization (of which ICE has no record). An adult 18 year old CANNOT derive citizenship from their naturalized parent. You are not, and never have been a US citizen. You cannot Constitutionally serve as a US Congresswoman. You have no legal right to even be present in my nation. Git.
Another person has died in ICE custody — this is the 28th known death this year. The cruelty of this rogue agency is beyond unconscionable. Abolish ICE.
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First they came for our jobs, now the mexicans are coming for our hobbies
Teenagers dress as KKK for Halloween party—walk down neighborhood street yelling N-word. "We hate [N-words] !" they yell terrorizing families. Other teens laugh & encourage them to shout more hate. "One, two, three — bye [N-words] !" Boy filming calls them "the team"—so maybe those under the robes could be identified as participants in high school sports together. Witnesses say the crowd first gathered for a Halloween party at a residential house. Then the group wearing the KKK costumes decided to march down the residential streets & scream the N-word. Incident occurred on the Eastside of El Paso, Texas. Therealfitfamelpaso doesn’t have an active account on this platform—so posting first full length and credited video here to help raise awareness.
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you know it's day 4 and I can feel my body starting to express annoyance. I'm going to regret this.
hey Siri, how many days in a row can I eat venison chili for every meal before I start suffering significant adverse consequences
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hey Siri, how many days in a row can I eat venison chili for every meal before I start suffering significant adverse consequences
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Red team is going to get their shit pushed in during the midterms for blowing money on handouts the same way the blue team has for decades and wars nobody asked for, doing nothing about spending. the lesson derived from it all will be "see, the people want gay race communism, not deportations! we also are not going to do anything about the spending, but we're going to open the borders back up, And launch the New Deal 2.0 with government programs that aren't going to help shit, that are going to cost a shitload of money, and whose impacts won't be felt for another 20 years when it's far harder to attribute things to us" we're all fucked. I just need them to keep this shit alive enough that my job exists for another decade. should be self-sustaining by then.
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on the one hand, this administration is economically illiterate and nobody can feed themselves. on the other this is fucking funny.
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this is amazing
The correct grammatical expression is: Indians are retarded by 1970 standards. A more natural phrasing is: By 1970 standards, Indians are retarded.
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Texanus Giganticus retweeted
The correct grammatical expression is: Indians are retarded by 1970 standards. A more natural phrasing is: By 1970 standards, Indians are retarded.
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Replying to @ChuckieFFS
You absolute midwit. Congrats on repeating the Wikipedia "Nazis were far-right, end of story" summary you absorbed between TikToks. Yes, the Nazis crushed independent unions, jailed and murdered communists and social democrats, and Hitler liquidated the Strasserite "left" wing of his own party in the Night of the Long Knives. That part is not in dispute. They were not Marxist class-struggle socialists. They hated Bolshevism as a Jewish plot and treated international socialism as the main enemy. Fine. What your middle-school history class skipped is that they still ran a National *Socialist* state: private property existed only as long as it served the Führer’s racial and war goals, wages and prices were controlled, industry was cartelized under state direction, profit was subordinated to the party, and the economy was planned for autarky and rearmament. That is not free-market capitalism, liberal conservatism, or classical right-wing economics. It is the same family of state-directed, anti-liberal, collectivist economics practiced by every other fascist and "national socialist" regime. The name was not a prank; the 25-point program and the early rhetoric were full of anti-capitalist planks precisely because they were competing with the actual socialists for working-class support. Your North Korea comparison is the usual gotcha and it is only half-clever. Yes, names can lie. But the NSDAP did not merely call itself socialist while secretly running a Rothschild hedge fund. They nationalized, directed, rationed, and regimented. The difference from Soviet socialism was mainly that the Nazis kept the owners as managers under party orders instead of shooting them all and installing commissars. Both systems produced shortages, secret police, and mass graves; one just had better uniforms and Wagner. Elon pointing out the obvious—that "National Socialist" is not an ironic branding exercise and that the regime was economically left of any classical liberal or conservative—does not make him a moron. It makes him less obedient to the post-1945 academic consensus that insists every totalitarian who isn’t a full Marxist must be filed under "far-right" so the left never has to share the body count. Money didn’t buy him a brain; it just bought him a platform where he doesn’t have to pretend your selective reading of 1930s Germany is the complete picture. Keep yelling "far-right fascists" while ignoring the actual economic policies and the party’s own name. It is the historical equivalent of covering your ears and shouting.
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going to be up late working on this venison chili tonight. got some 3-year-old grind and stew meat in the deep freezer and I need to make room. so far looking like it's going to be a good year.
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make Haiti look like Gaza
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for once I'm not even being racist, I thought I just saw a self-driving mustang convertible, it was a black dude driving it at night and this guy was so damn dark he was purple. like buddy you're going to have to smile after sunset cuz I about jumped out my truck to hop in and hit the brakes.
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crap dusting because I don't want to miss a second of this Merab fight but damn I'm uncomfortable.
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it's that time of year
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why the hell is this a delivery window? bro, these workers do not need to be out there at this hour, never mind rolling up to my doorstep at 3:00 a.m.
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Texanus Giganticus retweeted
“Here, we observe a remarkable confrontation between maternal indignation and cardiovascular inadequacy. One combatant possesses superior agility. The other possesses sufficient mass to influence local weather patterns. Evolution remains unimpressed.” -Attenborough’s Algorithm #DeepStateCringe #AttenboroughsAlgorithmExplains #TheFastAndTheFamished #NaturalSelection #BackyardBrawl
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just another reason to get out and vote Paxton
If Texas goes blue I’m showing hole
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an american texted me "gm" i replied "toyota" he hasn't texted back
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