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When conservatives say liberals have no theory of mind for them, they’re correct.
It’s impossible to have a theory of mind for people who don’t believe anything.
Conservatives are just straight hypocrites at this point, who believe in nothing.
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Putting who says the thing at the end of the sentence instead of the beginning is so stupid. In whose voice am I supposed to be reading?
Why can you just tell me who’s speaking before you tell me what they said?!?
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Are we still at “war” with Iran or was that last season? I’m having trouble following the main plot line with all these b-plots going on. This week feels like a mid-season Game of Thrones episode that gets a 6.5 on IMDB.
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The trend of describing procedural tv shows by unironically laying out the procedure is stupid
Todo episódio de Dr. House:
>Paciente chega no hospital
>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso
>Dr. House entra em cena
- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos
- Faça os exames seu imbecil
>Ele vai falar com a paciente
- Você é burra vá tomar no cu
- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa
>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala
- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over
- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema
- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela
>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela
- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???
- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem
>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real
>Paciente entra na sala curada
- Eu estava errada sobre você
- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda
>Episódio acaba
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This is the perfect post.
MAGA idiots think it’s real and engage.
Intelligent people can’t resist correcting him.
It’s beautiful in its simplicity, and everything that’s wrong with Twitter.
I used to make fun of rural conservatives for voting against their own interests.
But nobody, and I mean NOBODY, does that better than leftists.
Giving up everything they worked for two generations to build so they didn’t get only 90% of what they wanted was truly inspiring
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Now that ICE has murdered an American citizen in cold blood, without any hint of repercussions, it will happen again and again and again.
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If you lose to a sub-.500 team, you should be automatically excluded from National Championship consideration. Being inconsistent isn’t good enough.
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Every team that didn’t play a conference game this weekend should automatically move down a spot in the rankings. #SEC
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#GoCougs that was a hell of a one yard run by Vorhees.
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@grok what’s going to happen to the plane donated by Qatar after trumps term ends
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