Just past 30 and feeling it in my joints. hate is always foolish and love is always wise. he/him.

Joined April 2009
sorry we’re not all siobhan thompson able to decrypt a puzzle brennan creates in under 10 minutes. sometimes we’re ally beardsley jumping out of a window with a ribbon on a stick
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Trent getting a grand total of 1 minute and 30 seconds on the pitch in Real Madrid's biggest game of the season. It's some Ballon d'Or push this. Fair play to him.
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why are people misunderstanding the OCD slur thing as "guy that says slurs for fun" and not "person that rereads their text 30 times before sending it because their brain is trying to convince them that they somehow accidentally said a slur in the message and they can't see it"
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The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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Has anyone on the planet ever been sexier than Olivia Newton John at the end of Grease
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Shout out to the manager; apart from that City result, which won't even exist in a couple of months, we are unbeaten, and considering he was left short in the transfer window, he's done a brilliant job so far. We look more solid all over the pitch.
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This is probably the weirdest game I’ve seen, 4 goals, none of which particularly deserved. Just straight up vibes of a games.
GET IN!!!!!! WE'RE LEVEL!!!!!!
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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When watching it today remember it is really windy. Quite extreme weather. So when a pass looks weird or a centre back doesn't head it when it looks easy it could be related to that. Jurgen used to mention the wind and everyone used to lose their minds.
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Walking up to St Helens Stadium in my red and gold scarf looking like
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Dog owners when their dog is attacking you
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Relevant
There is no krav maga, it's fake, like you would expect. It's all taken from jiu jitsu, but with dirty fighting like eye pokes.
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Arteta when he looks at the photos his analysts have given him
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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Omg they are 100% going to have an episode called Gleeted Rivalry
You’re laughing Ryan Murphy is brainstorming the Heated Rivalry Glee episode and you’re laughing
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The reveal was so good
2 years ago we saw that Lilia had been jumping through time when she said random sentences inn previous episodes
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Replying to @DimensionsInJen
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Obviously everyone is clowning on this guy because AirBnb bookings are customers not guests but like... I dont expect my non-paying house guests to strip the beds and take the rubbish out?? Thats not a thing??
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Anton dropping 10s get a grip lad
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Convincing the girls that the new version of 6-7 is 9/11
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Why did this version of Atomic start with Three Blind Mice?
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