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Joined December 2012
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What the fuck is that graphic 😂😂
Fulham Football Club (@FulhamFC) profile pictureFulham Football Club
@FulhamFC11 Dec 2025
Next stop: Burnley. 📍
Next Up: Burnley v Fulham. Saturday 13th December. 5:30pm.

ALT Next Up: Burnley v Fulham. Saturday 13th December. 5:30pm.

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That 2015/2016 debut season was just phenomenal, one of the things I miss most about the PL are the elite individual seasons we saw from foreign players; Suarez, Payet, Sanchez, Costa, KDB…
- (@imzftbi) profile picture-@imzftbi17h
Dimitri Payet vs The Big 6ix West Ham tapes
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Oh fuck off
Simon Squibb (@simonsquibb) profile pictureSimon Squibb
@simonsquibbNov 12
He shouldn’t be working here! 😡
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A fucking nations league match against Croatia for the 55th time and Tuchel can’t bring himself to bring on Josh King. But sure make every defensive change known to man in a World Cup Semi Final. Dickhead.
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In the nations league…
CHUcky (@charlieoka81721) profile pictureCHUcky@charlieoka81721Nov 12
Replying to @overlapdaily_
Lost them? Guys you need to eject sherwood he ruins the credibility. Tuchel got to a world cup semi final and beat up croatia what 7:0 and hes what lost the players? Terrible lazy punditry
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David Walliams after trying spice for the first time in prison
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Job applications asking for academic & professional background AFTER requiring a CV upload
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This is sensational 😂 You’re on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, you get to the final £1million question, it’s about a game Sol Campbell played in and you have him as your phone-a-friend:
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Try not to concede 4 goals to Villa, you’re sitting below Fulham 👋
chickennugget75 (@UTD12344) profile picturechickennugget75@UTD12344Nov 8
Replying to @cpa_ffc
Because Mbuemo is onside you thick cunt, learn the rules before speaking.
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Villa😂😂😂😂 you fucking bottle jobs
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Couldn’t do that last week against the big man Leno eh dickhead!
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We didn’t beat them … We didn’t beat them … We didn’t beat them….
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How Russel Brand defenders think we see them
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"The day that Delap ARRIVES" 🤩 Nottingham Forest regain their two-goal lead!
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Be keen to get that Jay Stansfield kid down to the Cottage in January, we need goals and he’s absolutely FLYING with league leaders Birmingham City
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YEAH YEAH YEAH
Second Tier podcast (@secondtierpod) profile pictureSecond Tier podcast
@secondtierpodNov 7
Skip to 15 seconds, worth it 😂😂
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Ungrateful little pikeys
Richard Hammer (@SirHammerLot25) profile pictureRichard Hammer@SirHammerLot25Nov 7
Replying to @WestHam
Every player needs to hear & see this
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Goooooooddd result that Fulham! Back to back 1-1s under AA, once again, he gets it.
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Phil Brown’s Hull with the mic is such heritage, everything about this, Giovani was flying for the first few months, first / second on MOTD
Hull City (@HullCity) profile pictureHull City
@HullCityNov 6
A day to remember. 😮‍💨
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Sorry… Jozy Altidore, former Sunderland big man who could shift?
the Ex WAG of Cheshire (@exWAGcheshire) profile picturethe Ex WAG of Cheshire
@exWAGcheshireNov 6
How is this fair? I’m at rock bottom today. All I want is for my son to have a relationship with his mum and sister, and it’s heartbreaking to feel that slipping away. I’m going to keep fighting for that relationship through the proper channels. Thank you to everyone who has shown me kindness and support. I’ll update you when I’m able.
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King over Palmer🥶
BBC Sport (@BBCSport) profile pictureBBC Sport
@BBCSportNov 6
Thomas Tuchel has named his England squad to face Croatia and Spain. Thoughts?
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