Charlie Partridge

Was filming some stuff today when the Openreach engineer dropped round to fix the internet. Neither of us acknowledged my outfit. 🎄

My Comedy Store set at Cray Cray Cabaret - youtube.com/watch?v=ax8gw8nC…

Is Rishi short for anything? He is short for everything.

‘Boris withdraws’. There’s a first.

Surprising last word on my 5yo reading homework

Bugger Balmoral

I just finished something that doesn’t have to be done until Tuesday. I don’t know who I am anymore?!

I found my passport, but not before I looked in the bread bin 3 times.

Jubilee in a thing called love?

My girlfriend is furious because she cannot believe that I genuinely prefer the Pet Shop Boys version of You Were Always On My Mind to Elvis drone fest.

Appear to have made Lemon Jizzle by mistake.

Nduja really like it? Is it, is it sausage?

Would recommend.

An affectionate tribute, but to who?

Not into hearing about Johnson’s probe tbh.🤢

I had stuff to do, but I made this song instead.

Heavy pencil ✏️ #selftape

My 4yo keeps saying she likes ‘daddy’s home made hash brownies’. She means my hash browns.

I can’t help it. I prefer Flash Gordon to Star Wars.