“This is how the sport of baseball moves: not at all, and then all at once, with such terrifying speed the lines begin to bend… and then not at all.”

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Joined January 2021
DAY 2: NATHANIEL LOWE 2026 Stats (w/ CLE): .226/.275/.376 (.655 OPS) 43G, 5HR, 27RBI, 29/10 K/BB, 0SB Postseason: .243/.349/.297 (.646 OPS) 11G, 0HR, 5RBI, 9/6 SO/BB, 0SB (🧵)
DAY 1: JOSE RAMIREZ 2026 Stats: .235/.320/.368 (.688 OPS) 125G, 12HR, 53RBI, 60/69 K/BB, 37 SB 2.2 fWAR, 92 wRC+ Postseason: .293/.396/.512 (.908 OPS) 11G, 2HR, 8RBI, 7/6 K/BB, 3SB (🧵)
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Hey a hard fought win nice!
(I do not care about the score it’s game 3 it’s agenda pushing season)
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(I do not care about the score it’s game 3 it’s agenda pushing season)
JUST CHECKED THE BOX SCORE WATSON HAS HOW MANY STOCKS GOOD LORD
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JUST CHECKED THE BOX SCORE WATSON HAS HOW MANY STOCKS GOOD LORD
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1
2
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Pedro Avila Enjoyer retweeted
Future APUSH DBQ
President Trump stands in background as Nicki Minaj speaks at the rally Michigan REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst
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3,663
90
48,101
723,907
Next week’s game is a huge test, it’s where we find out whether or not this is real. But things look good. Happy to be winning
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Thank you all so much for the warm welcome and support!! ♥️⚔️💛 #LetEmKnow
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86,449
The Cleveland Cavaliers threaten to play basketball tonight
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26
4
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9,151
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When CJ Carr goes to watch his brother Tommy Carr play, it’s a great story. But when a friend of mine goes to watch my son Ryan Day play, Pete Thamel throws a fit.
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Parks and Rec episode
Vivek Ramaswamy and his running mate walk out in matching outfits to a song that goes "this is how legends are made"
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Fairs
Pat McAfee: "New York Times always saying it! 'This a**hole is shirtless at 9:02 a.m. Eastern!' Sorry, Coach. I'm ruining the whole sport; I'm ruining the whole sport because of this."
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Patrick Bailey #whew
Don't expect to see any hitters challenge a strike call in the World Series
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Desmond Howard’s criteria for who he picks, in order: 1. Michigan 2. Against Ohio State 3. Whatever pleases the home crowd
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1,960
33,730
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4
3,312
63,670
Guardians donating to Vivek but their cheapness made it so it was the lowest total
Here's the totals, in handy (some might say shareable!) graphic form!
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Don’t ever believe I’m giving up the Peyton Watson agenda after one game #bestwatsonincleveland
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last night obviously sucked, especially considering the context, but you're not cut out for this if you're overreacting to game 1/82
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Milwaukee Brewers meeting their Timeless Ticket holders
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886,069
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cavs blow a 29 point lead and mobley had 18 & 8 nba basketball is BACK
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Pedro Avila Enjoyer retweeted
You could not have drawn up a funnier more embarrassing first game of the year lmao
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