@cpsemple

Memes. Immaturity. Jaded former idealist. No DMs.

 Bronx, NY
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Joined July 2010
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You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, but how about...
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ThePersistence
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I voted straight-ticket Republican because I don’t want America to turn into France & I don’t want our elections run like Brazil’s.
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Williamsburg Bridge from the Manhattan Bridge (behind the fence).
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Apropos of Nothing
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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler16h
My town’s Verizon store is in an old Pizza Hut, and some of the employees say that in the evening if you listen really closely you can hear the faint sound of personal pan pizzas being made in the back.
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@thec0med1anOct 25
Dear Diary, Yesterday I realized that I’m so old I used to Blockbuster and chill. A single tear rolled down my cheek.
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Mondays don’t bother me as much as they do Garfield.
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ThePersistence
@ScottPreslerOct 25
I’m asking New York to get vocal against Hochul — peacefully. Vote Bruce Blakeman.
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@RC135VOct 24
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“He was a bunghole.”-Butthead, when asked how he felt about Beavis unfollowing him
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Leonard Leonard@Leonard73714140Oct 23
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Anthony
@AnthonyG0528Oct 22
The next time my wife asks me if I cheated on her, I'll respond, "Not to my knowledge." Thanks for the advice Ilhan 👍
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Oh, no! The ‘weaves stink’ tweets guy unfollowed me! Don’t weave me!😂
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Woke up and none of my apps were working on my phone. Oh no, the php bandits have gotten us! Rebooted my router and all was well again.
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Styxhexenhammer666
@Styx666OfficialOct 23
The young turks new bombshell is that... Lindsey Graham may have gay proclivities. This is apparently meant to sway the midterms but it really is just laughableon so many levels.
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I'm retiring my 4:20 in different time zones and 4:20 while stuck on the train tweets. Any future 4:20 tweets should be considered independent of either of these series.
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It was very honorable for those gay prostitutes to wait a couple of months before they spilled the tea on Lindsey Graham.
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Crushing Your Head Guy meets Pinching Your Face Guy. Kids In The Hall - Head Crusher: Rival youtu.be/PM5_dgKDsrc?si=_w8U… via @YouTube

Kids In The Hall - Head Crusher: Rival

The Head Crusher encounters his arch nemesis: Face Pincher.

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Guess who’s finally off the train for 4:20?
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Böoooob Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 22
Starting today I'm calling everyone a libtard or conservatard
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Do subway conductors wait to make sure their own phones have 0 bars of service before they come to a complete stop in the tunnel?
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