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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined August 2021
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Happy birthday for tomorrow Alex. Seems like only 366 days ago you were in court. Hope you post pictures of your party, is all of Yamba going to turn out for you? The big 50, if only your parents could see the fraud you become, that would show them! 😘
Happy birthday to my BFF (best found fraud) Alexander Devantier. And there is no better way to spend your birthday than in court as seen below, beautiful court house. Alex lied AGAIN in his acknowledgement of the case saying it "will never have a hearing." I have a feeling there will be more cases in the future. Back in July you demanded that I provide proof of you getting served, you threatening a woman so I have waited for your court appearance today to wrap it up in a nice birthday present and give it to you. You may need to be on your best behaviour soon. No fraud no lying.
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Captain Johnno retweeted
If a Jewish woman has a child with a non Jewish man, the child isn’t half Jewish, it’s still 100% Jewish. So how can Judaism be an ethnicity?
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I want this sooooo bad. It's essentially a remote water gun on a securitycamera. This shouldn't be marketed as an animal deterrent it should be marketed as hosing down your kids when they get home from school. This would give me hours of entertainment.
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When you get to work and have to clean up after 1000 little dogs. Just kidding am coring.
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Reading the comments are next level, crap like "why was the girl there?", how about you ask "why was the rapist there?". Anyhoo hope he gets served slop at Christmas.
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Brilliant framing 👏 👏 look forward to @Melbchief putting this question to Jess Wilson
Hey @Melbchief, Jess Wilson is happy to proclaim the spiritual and ancestral connection (and implied rights that come with it) to the foreign land Israel, but won’t do the same for Victorian Aboriginals. Just something to ask her about in your next glossy piece #springst
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'The Australian' tried a gotcha on new Greens leader David Shoebridge and it didn't go as planned 😎
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Dear Senator Henderson @SenSHenderson we still await your response to antisemitism claims
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Listening to Trump's own words, it all makes sense: without fail, every MAGA-Republican convention ends with Grindr crashing.
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Barnaby Joyce wants to scrap the climate change department 🙄 Albanese says he'll back the science over One Nation, and Barnaby looks embarrassed when reminded that he supported renewables in government. "He was right then, and he's wrong now" #auspol #qt
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That dude front left would not look out of place if this picture was taken today.
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She asks stupid questions and when challenged gets defensive. This is why she rarely attends estimates. After 30yrs in and out of various parliaments, you’d think she’d have some knowledge. Apparently not.
Pauline Hanson incoherently demands her claim that 94% of multicultural grants went to Labor seats be validated—then completely self-destructs when asked for a source. Watt: “I’m not sure where those figures came from. Have you calculated that yourself?” 🤣 Trainwreck.
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Don't stress Alex has called the police as he now knows a person's identity. But he also was going to find out everyone's identity when he became an "osmosis professional", then back in Feb the police gave Alex everyone's real identity. Me, still shit talking Alex 😘
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7:30 and we still don't know who the PM. Nostradamus aka Alex mensa and his great political opinions.
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David Shoebridge calls out Jillian Segal after she admits she failed due diligence with CAM—hosts of the antisemitism summit she’s speaking at—as Shoebridge reveals CAM awarded a racist US Republican who called for Gaza to "overflow with blood” Who is she partnering with? 🚩
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The price of electricity in Victoria’s state grid was lower than every other major economy for the first nine months of 2026, according to Rystad Energy. This will be devastating news for those who insist the exact opposite is happening.
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This is a bizarre picture. A book about a mass shooting and they're smiling. If this were ALP then we would have wall to wall coverage how it's antisemitism to smile while holding this book.
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This is a huge concern.
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The “only democracy in the Middle East”. Rabbi Jeff has even taught me more about Israel’s evil.
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While Alex is claiming he's sold the fibro shack, there's a new update with the ongoing NCAT case. On 7 October I said they withdraw the house from auction as there was no interest and the bank will foreclose. Look forward to doing some title searchs soon 👀.
Alex can't handle his own words getting used against him. I've seen the DM's where he's claimed I manipulate his tweets, I don't, he just can't stick to a story. There aren't many people he trusts any more. He claimed he was going to win. What ever happened with NCAT?
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