Nerd Rock Producer. Triangle Player for @Coltastrophe Header art sketched originally by @BaronEngel
Joined July 2012
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Coltastrophe!
Music!
Online?!?!??
😱😱😱
Hi it's [REDACTED] here!
before the hostile takeover we had these cooking up,
we actually have some kind of music online!
Including our @BronyScot / Rock Nessie theme song!
See our bandcamp!
coltastrophe.bandcamp.com/tr…
coltastrophe.bandcamp.com/tr…
crackinglazer retweeted
Hi it's [REDACTED] here!
before the hostile takeover we had these cooking up,
we actually have some kind of music online!
Including our @BronyScot / Rock Nessie theme song!
See our bandcamp!
coltastrophe.bandcamp.com/tr…
coltastrophe.bandcamp.com/tr…
crackinglazer retweeted
youtu.be/PMUvyR8cIM4?si=mNTX…
First release from a new parody band I'm part of, please go check it out!!! The band consists of @pinkaboolink @bbluemetal @SoundCheckPlace @crackinglazer and me
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I celebrated my country’s 250th birthday by colonizing a British man’s band 😆
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art by the incredible @spookyfoxinc
background and logo by @crackinglazer
Band members are
@bbluemetal @theolney123 and Soundcheck, who's one of the con chairs of @BronyScot
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AS PROMISED @crackinglazer YOUR BAND IS MINE!!!!!
Introducing MAREDISE!
(pronounced mare+paradise)
For those of you that may not know, CrackingLazer is the front-horse for a band called @Coltastrophe
and I'm taking it over and we've got some big plans!
First release tomorrow!
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@crackinglazer
I’m coming for your nice things.
It begins on the 4th of July 😈
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Raise your hoof if you think I should put out another song this week!
And please please please, go listing to my song with Foozogz! (Available on his channels!)
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Rock Nessie Schedule!!
BronyScot is fast approaching, and we’re excited to announce the schedule for Rock Nessie 2026!
We’re proud to bring you an amazing line-up of fandom musicians!
For full information about Rock Nessie please see brony.scot/rock-nessie on our website!
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Capping off our amazing Rock Nessie line-up, it’s… Tw3Lv3!! 🇧🇪
Tw3Lv3 is a Belgian musician and DJ who will be finishing off our returning Rock Nessie with a set of drum and bass and tunes you can vibe to late into the night!
This will be a rock Nessie you won't want to miss!
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It seems @FeatherVocals may not get her account back.
Shame on you X!
Please go follow her on 🦋
bsky.app/profile/feathervoca…
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Please welcome our next Rock Nessie act.. @PWhateverer!
It wouldn't be Rock Nessie without the fandom's noisiest horse, the pony behind fandom anthems such as 'solidarity', 'Elemental' and many more!
Princewhateverer will be ROCKING the stage at Rock Nessie this 12th of July!🤘
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Please welcome our next Rock Nessie act... @Coltastrophe!!!
A pony rock band of FOUR of the UK's most rockin' horses and a Rock Nessie staple who we HAD to have back for our returning event!
Catch them and more amazing acts LIVE at Rock Nessie on the 12th of July! 🤘🎸
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Who's excited for our next Rock Nessie act? It's... Turquoise Splash! @TurquoiseSplash
Having released his first album 'A Splash of Color' Last year the Pop Punk Pony will be bringing their guitar all the way from California to perform LIVE at Rock Nessie 12th of july 2026!
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Welcome to our next Rock Nessie act.... KORON KORAK!!
A masked pony of many talents, guitarist, violinist, drummer, and DJ too!
Make sure to catch one of the most Awesome and Unique acts at BronyScot on 11th July and Rock Nessie, 12th July this year!
brony.scot/tickets
