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@ASOS_HeretoHelp told DPD deliver to neighbour, said no one in at my house! Really. Deliver to shop, not delivered. Why pay for next day? 🙄

#FarCryPrimalCOMP teapawt.net/boomeranggames/status/…

Spent the week watching LWR & LWD, inspirational! Just wish there was a 'Long Way East' through Asia. @mcgregor_ewan @charleyboorman

Every time I shop at @firebox it makes me want to work there. Will you be adding this option to your product line any time soon?! ☺️

Good to see you at the nuts party. Last one ever! Thanks for the pic Kammy @chris_kammy

People queuing for Jan Sales this morning. I'm in my onesie on the sofa, new threads on the way curtesy of @topmanUK half price sale.

Just had a guy genuinely ask me what way the tram stop is. I'm at Addington Village. #lost #openyoureyes

Taking my mum to Spurs tonight. Going to be cold but worth it @SpursOfficial

Cor tell you what. Sausage roll from Marks & Spencer garage. Bang tidy

@Nattylouiseking why is it? People have short memories. He was a racist terrorist. What did he actually do for SA?

@Nattylouiseking Fair play to him. Terrorist don't usually die of old age.

“@BigJohnTerry: What do you call an Arsenal player holding a trophy? Female.” @djplastician

Found my late grandads resignation acceptance from THFC in 1979! #COYS @SpursOfficial

I really fucking want a double whopper.

“@WhatTheFFacts: The pop you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas burning.” @MikeFHealy Your burning your neck!

According to the 'Quitting Timeline' my body is now Nictotine free, I have easier breathing and I can taste better. @stoptober #smokefree

There's a nice breeze today. @metoffice #weather #refreshing

@Nattylouiseking no no, Friday night is gaming night lol