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cooler in theory

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Joined October 2010
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kitten update thread
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you’re laughing. Tina Cohen-Chang is about to sing Opalite and you’re laughing.
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hm this dress looks like the slamming screen door sneaking out late tapping on your window
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i simply will not be accepting any taylor discourse it truly is that deep yall are in time out until you learn how to be Normal about things you dislike
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sorry can’t hear u i’m in Cleveland
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Cleveland! is so cute when you don’t have have a hateful lonely loser bitch in your ear.
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“Those contradictions will come up where fans will be like ‘I can’t believe the same person who wrote this… wrote this’ because one will be very simplistic and silly and one will be very detailed and deep and we’re doing tons of allegory and we’re just like in a whole other world of atmospheric speech… But I think that that human contradiction is fun. I think that it’s fun to make playful songs. I think it’s fun to make songs that are desolate and lonely and just bedraggled lyrically as well. It’s that human contradiction that I find interesting.” — Taylor Swift at the GRAMMY Museum Icon Session back in August.
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ok no one asked?? anyway did you know 1 in 4 women in north america are victims of sexual assault
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putting dominic monaghan LAST on your list of the who’s who of who’s that is insane
The celebrity cast for the new season of ‘The Traitors’ has been unveiled.
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ok now talk about that other thing he said about “real men” right after his team signed a rapist
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“We’re all men in here” can’t make this shit up
“He doesn’t shy away from telling you straight to your face, he’s a real man about it. We’re all men in here and we all wanna win, we’re all here for the same reason." Leon Draisaitl on his early impressions of Mike Babcock.
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cass retweeted
oilers superfan mama stanley says she will no longer support the oilers in the wake of them signing alex formenton. in an instagram post, she wrote: "With a VERY, VERY BROKEN HEART, I am making an announcement I never imagined I would have to make. I am deeply disappointed by the Edmonton Oilers' decision to sign Alex Formenton. Although he was acquitted in court, I cannot ignore my conscience or what this decision represents to me. As a sexual assault survivor, I must stand by my morals and stand with the woman at the centre of this case. For that reason, as long as Formenton remains an Oiler, I CANNOT AND WILL NOT support or cheer for this team. This isn't about the players who have been there—I will always love my boys. This is about the organization's decision to bring in this one player. I just cannot support that decision! I did not make this choice lightly or simply out of anger. I've cried in waves because I feel betrayed by an organization I have proudly loved and represented for years. Losing Game 7 two years ago meant losing a Stanley Cup; this feels like losing a team I have loved with my heart for most of my life. CLEAR: I am still Mama Stanley. Mama Stanley belongs to ME—not the Edmonton Oilers organization. She represents BELIEVE, kindness, children, survivors and community. I will not abandon her or EVER compromise her values." instagram.com/p/DdFeC3wjxVd/…
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Cancel Women in Sports night, @EdmontonOilers. This obviously isn’t something you actually value and we can all do without the performative bullshit.
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Hockey is for everybody* *as long as you pay 5 different subscriptions and aren’t a woman
Replying to @SportsnetPR
🚨 Saturday Night Hockey debuts Oct 3, featuring Ron MacLean, Kevin Bieksa, Elliotte Friedman & Colby Armstrong 🚨Monday Night Hockey returns Oct 5 with David Amber, Luke Gazdic & Justin Williams, and new this season, streams exclusively on Sportsnet+ sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/mon…
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FUCKING GROSS literally what’s going on with you @EdmontonOilers? are you being blackmailed? do you owe someone money? grow a spine you absolute joke of an organization
The #Oilers have signed forward Alex Formenton to a one-year contract with an AAV of $850,000.
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not my team posting ai slop and then denying it 💀 this is so embarrassing dawg
Spill the Tea ☕️ Watch the full video: youtu.be/LUl0fJzKL0s
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likely place for an oilers goalie to be
New Oilers goalie Frederik Andersen is expected to be out until late October after suffering an injury during an offseason workout, per @TSNRyanRishaug 😬 Edmonton will likely start the season with a goaltending tandem of Tristan Jarry and Devon Levi.
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me crashing out in grade 7 because some fuckass kid did a presentation on this song and said it was about her dad but i just intrinsically knew it was her mom and no one believed me
I didn’t realize The Best Day never actually says the word mom or mother until she just said it Wow She captured that child like affection and adoration so well you instantly just know
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