Have fun storming the castle. Disney & cooking enthusiast. My tweets might stink but they are just jokes. If they offend you beat yourself with a rubber chicken
Fhloston Paradise
Joined March 2011
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I would tweet about vaginas but looks like all the good vagina tweets have been snatched up.
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You've never heard of the Millennials Falcon?...It's the ship that didn't care about the Kessel Run as long as it got a participation trophy
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From today forward I will only dance like Davey Jones in The Monkeys Day Dream Beliver.
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🎶I needed retweets 'cause I had none
I fought the algorithm and the algorithm won 🎶
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Me: For Star Wars day I'm putting my blaster on "Stun" for you tonight.
*slow wink*
Wife: Whew, because I think it's been stuck on "Meh"
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If I had to choose between Tic Toc and Facebook, I'd probably choose vodka.
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Storm Trooper 1: Party on Wayne. *giggles*
ST2: Party on Darth. *Giggles*
Vader: *sighs* I hate watching Wayne's World with you guys.
