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Does anyone know how to lower the volume of the voices in my head (they're not in the audio settings)
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My daughter and her friends called my inventions "gay," and the R word.
They're wrong.
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Evil tip of the day: wear gloves to hide fingerprints. You'd be surprised how many of you people don't do this.
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it's already priced in, everything, all of it, past, present, future, the infinite expanse of the universe,
you're priced, i'm priced, we are all priced, in
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Donald Trump if you can hear me please ะฐttะฐck Iran
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Aw who am i kidding. Nobody is even kissing me under the mistletoe. Because iโm a fat fucking chud and because of woke























