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Crazy_IM retweeted
Shipped on fluke:
→ Fees cut from 1% to 0.3% to open and close. Small whale moves can pay now
→ Open pool: anyone can add SOL and earn the trading fees. It's at 114 SOL, started from 5
→ $FLUKE holders pay up to 70% less on every fee
→ Share cards: close a trade, post your result to X in one tap
Live whale-move posts are next.
usefluke.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
The fluke pool just crossed 100 SOL. It's at 103.7 SOL now.
We seeded it with 5. The other 98 came from $FLUKE fees, claimed every 30 seconds.
At 100 SOL the max win per trade doubles, from +200% to +400%. It's live now.
Next stop is 250 SOL, where it goes to +600%.
Long or short any Hyperliquid whale: usefluke.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
fluke is live. Here’s what we’re building next:
→ Whale alerts: a ping on your phone the moment a whale you follow opens or closes a big position
→ Whale indexes: one chart for a whole pod, like the top 10 whales. Long or short all of them at once
→ Whale vs whale: pick two whales, bet on which one’s chart goes up more
→ Stock perps: whales trading stocks on Hyperliquid move their charts too
→ Weekly competition: the best fluke traders split a prize every week
Every feature lands on usefluke.xyz first.
Crazy_IM retweeted
The fluke pool is at 58 SOL.
It started at 5. Everything since came from $FLUKE fees: 80% of every fee, straight into the pool.
A deeper pool means bigger trades on every whale. At 100 SOL the max win doubles to +400%.
usefluke.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
Where fluke is at:
→ Pool: 64.6 SOL. 60.7 SOL of that came from $FLUKE fees, claimed every 30 seconds
→ 141 Hyperliquid whales live, plus the Top 10 and Smart money indexes
→ Prices stream straight from Hyperliquid, every whale trade is seen within a second
How to trade:
Go to usefluke.xyz and connect your wallet
Pick a whale, or paste any Hyperliquid address
Hit Long or Short. If your balance is empty, the same button deposits the SOL first
Close whenever you want, withdraw to your wallet any time
What we’re upgrading next:
→ An on-chain vault: every SOL held by a Solana program instead of a wallet
→ More whales open at once, on dedicated Hyperliquid feeds
→ Bigger trades as the pool grows. At 100 SOL the max win doubles to +400%
usefluke.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
Introducing fluke.
Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly.
Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them.
What it is:
fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL.
How it works:
→ Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds.
→ Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board.
→ Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value.
→ Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%.
→ Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time.
Every whale is a chart:
The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money.
Why you always get filled:
Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool.
Why it’s built to be fair:
→ Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay.
→ A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down.
→ You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever.
→ Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan.
Where it goes from here:
80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders.
Live now at usefluke.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
fluke's whale feed caught two Hyperliquid whales adding $8.5M of BTC shorts between them.
Every big move on Hyperliquid shows up on usefluke.xyz as it happens. Tap "Alert me" on any whale and your phone pings when it moves.
Think they're right? Long them. Think BTC squeezes? Short them.
Crazy_IM retweeted
New on Launcher: Replay.
Pick any coin and watch its first 5 minutes play out again, trade by trade. Every buy, every sell, every wallet, all linked on-chain.
See exactly how a launch went down.
launcherfun.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
Most launchpads let the dev keep the fees and hope you don't notice.
On Launcher, the dev never touches them. Every creator fee buys the coin back and burns it, a few dollars at a time, every minute.
Free to launch. launcherfun.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
Every launch on Launcher comes with a receipt.
Launch fee: $0
Dev bundles: 0
Copycats: 0
Fees to the dev: 0
Burned so far: 75.9M tokens, and counting every minute.
Paid to: holders.
launcherfun.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
solana:6NaM98xdfCkTTjqTvjq4t8TdSQ2374VGkGEXCzCPpump Now has 20% of the total supply burnt
Crazy_IM retweeted
Grokbot is a 100M narrative Elon posts about it everyday yet we PVP ourselves to 0
I am deploying the coin, ill pay for dex and support it with an X com
We should be pairing tokens to this as a nattative a letting it run instead of finding 100 different names and tickers
Create them and pair it to this
Elon is literally HARD pushing Grokbot right now, so many coins have spawned out of it, but not a single Grokbot coin high?
Grokbot can quite literally do everything for you, no one has actually thought about it
he might say its the first both to be SI
teapawt.net/elonmusk/status/211532…
Crazy_IM retweeted
🪝 $SMART is live on Pons.
Trade any Uniswap v4 hook pool on Robinhood Chain: see what the hook can do, swap in one click.
0.25% of every swap buys back $SMART.
CA: 0x0b78f8903265d93c0c156fba5c589b2d3eb2689b
Buy: ponsfamily.com/launchpad/0x0…
App: smartonrobin.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
Day 2 of $SMART. 🪝
The site just got a big update:
→ Docs: 14 pages on trading, hook permissions, the swap fee and how every contract works
→ Roadmap: what's live, what's next
→ Token & burns: a live burn tracker, straight from the chain
Today's goal: a fully independent buyback & burn contract.
Swap fees go in, $SMART gets bought and burned. Automatically.
No owner. No withdraw. Nobody can touch the ETH, not even us.
We're building every day, and you can help us grow:
share Smart with friends, repost, tag hook teams who need a front door. 💗
smartonrobin.xyz
Crazy_IM retweeted
TeleMoney roadmap:
Shipped:
- $TM holder perks ✅
- Automated buybacks, twice a day ✅
- Transparency page ✅
- Clans: launch a coin together, split the fees ✅
Next:
- Mini App: launch, trade and track your earnings without leaving Telegram
- Buy & sell any TeleMoney coin straight from the bot
- Inline cards: type @bot $TICKER in any chat to drop a live coin card
- Buy alerts for groups: every buy and new launch posted in your group
- Shill to earn for groups, not just channels (dev's favourite)
Everything on Telegram. telemoney.org
Crazy_IM retweeted
Our CLI goes live in 24 hours.
Launch your agent from the command line, tell it how to trade, and change those instructions any time. Your strategy, your rules. Then watch it think and trade live.
Shipping continues.
Papermode ✅
Crazy_IM retweeted
No more claiming 🔥
$UBI holder rewards now land in your wallet automatically.
Hold $UBI and earn $USDC from trading fees across every token.
Once each round clears its 24h onchain timelock, USDC is sent directly to every eligible holder, around 00:30 UTC.
Round 1 goes out tonight.
Calculate your rewards in the Rewards tab.
Got questions? Ask us on Telegram.
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