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its shake yo butt sunday
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My Chemical Romance have released a new animated short film titled 'Prelude To The End', directed by Lauren Tsai, and featuring voice work from Billie Eilish, Phoebe Bridgers, and Hideo Kojima.
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school lunch line
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minecrafters built the Hi
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23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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Today is National Cat Day.
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why are you. so damn ugly
Dayum, Barbie's neeeever gonna forgive Blitz, is she? "I can fix him" Striker folded like a damn lawn chair THE MOMENT he met a female version of Blitz, huh?? 😭 I also like the parallels that Stolas was easily able to get his daughter's forgiveness, but Blitz can't his sister.
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yep twitter snitched on yall even that AIPAC tracker account LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
X just tattled tailed on all yall who accepted that $5
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high school is funny because you’ll go home scratch your ass then play overwatch and your classmate will be living in a Dennis Cooper novel
October 2019. Homecoming. We would do drugs in the handicap stall. I was anorexic and my on again off again boyfriend used to legitimately hold me captive against my will sometimes. I sold pesticide dab pens. I was young wild and sorta free
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this is kinda the most beautiful video ever
i dont care im 🦭🦭 rolling 🔄🌀 rolling spinning 😵‍💫🌪️🤸 in my leafs 🍁🍂 autumn leafs 🍂🍁🧡🦭
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they’re so focused on making sure they look presentable on camera that it just looks like a go-pro video loop of a car crash from the inside. literally just this video
oh my god i hate this so fucking much
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u can tell his chudass is reading this from a teleprompter
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Chief of staff: “okay, sir ur all set to go on stage, just try and stick to the teleprompter today sir.” Trump’s dementia:
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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camping with friends
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It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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A Princeton PhD graduate whose research was cited by the Nobel committee can’t find a job, after applying to over 2,300 roles since 2024 Jack Weis is now living with his parents, and has even been turned down for food prep jobs
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