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Where’s that “county groundwater commissioner” tweet
It's over. Scott DesJarlais — in Congress since 2011, in a seat redrawn at Trump +24 and priced at 99.9% Republican — has lost to Democrat Victoria Broderick by 280 votes, 95,585 to 95,305, 100% counted. She raised less than $100,000. The shock of the night in Tennessee.
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The margin in Mississippi is currently just over TWO DOZEN votes in a state that has historically been absolutely blood red since the 1980s.
Anyone who tells you that voting doesn’t matter is LYING.
Proud of my Blue Texas followers and mutuals tonight— y’all have been in the trenches for YEARS
Welcome to the promised land
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Apologies to Judge Armen Tamzarian, who I’m sure is a sober and responsible jurist, but I simply cannot vote to put a man who shares a name with a Simpsons gag on the CA Supreme Court #electiontwt
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Coworker final boss: started playing “All I Want For Christmas” (and singing along ofc) as soon as the clock hit midnight
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Fuck. This one hurts.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
alzresearch.org/giving/
Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
alzfdn.org/donate/
Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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This comes not two months after the Saudis bought out EA, mind you. But have fun buying the same buggy Madden and FIFA games every year.
EA is shutting down BioWare, the studio behind ‘Dragon Age’ and ‘Mass Effect’.
The next ‘Mass Effect’ game has been cancelled as a result.
(Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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The April 5th “Hands Off” protests were extremely libbed up; they were chiefly against tariffs and DOGE slashing federal programs. You used other people’s mobilization to try and clout-chase for Palestine. And we should take you seriously for that?
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Once you understand that these people don’t care about “optics” or “the cause”— they care about attention and pissing off people they don’t like— much of the last three years comes into sharp focus.
Drinking a beer on this beach would heal me
The background picture for the Psyduck Pokémon card (2004). The source image can be found in Sozaijiten Vol.40 CD. Uncovered by roovahlees @Leonard85026417
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Southern California has a fucking monsoon season now and people will still tell you with a straight face that global warming isn’t real
Update: This "Super El Niño" will be perhaps the strongest in 500 to 1000 years, and could legitimately be the most extreme global weather or climate event experienced by humanity since the invention of the printing press. Only more extreme situation is a volcanic winter.
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If you had told me back in 2007 that Perez Hilton’s sad and sordid life would apparently end with a suicide attempt in front of a camera I would have said “oh, I’m sure”
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There are thirty-five to forty million Mexicans in the United States; I think you’ll find that a few of us gringos have friends from Oaxaca or Guanajuato, or have traveled there, or enjoy the cuisine, or have simply read a book every now and then.
We don’t have the urge of “connecting” with your imperialist mindset, imagine if I introduced myself saying I’m from Guanajuato or Oaxaca, how would a USr respond? They would stand there speechless please lol
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