I just went to google something baby-related and accidentally just searched “sleep,” which I think accurately sums up my first few days postpartum
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IN PUBLIC today some random lady asked me what my tattoo said… I said it’s song lyrics and turned away (not interested in talking to strangers about anything on my body). She asked what song. I said a Paramore song and turned away again. She goes “Oh are they a Christian band?”
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CCTVFFV ft. @yelyahwilliams has a background noise that sounds exactly like the noise my car makes when I’m going to hit something which was startling. Otherwise 10/10
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Nothing crazier to me than a grown ass man buying tickets to paramore in NYC for both nights and traveling internationally for it, but still owing my mom $200…. That she fronted him for…. Wait for it…… paramore merch
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How tf are there so many resale tickets already for sale when general sale started a half hour ago 🫠🫠🫠
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This is INSANE!!! I’ve seen Paramore like 20 something times and never had this experience with tickets … floor tickets are already being resold for $400+ and the upper sections are over $400??? So crazy!
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WHY do people think it’s okay to randomly reach to pet a stranger’s dog!????? He is cute and wagging his tail at you…. and he WILL bite you if you reach for him! He is a rescue and he is reactive to strangers touching his face!
Maybe ASK first and I will tell you that!
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I was so excited for my sour cream and onion potato chips only to open the bag to …. Plain potato chips ??? Not sure how that even happens lol
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I’m annoyed that my car knows I’m a fucking idiot and won’t lock when my key is still inside
But also thankful because I do this at least once a day
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