Crotilus retweeted
Everybody wants to know what happened with that last second in the Michigan game.
Well, let me break it down for the Big Ten.
You see, you got 60 seconds in a minute.
And then you got 15 minutes in a quarter.
You got one clock showing 0:00…
Another clock still holding onto ONE SECOND…
You take all of that, then you add the replay booth to the mix.
And the Big Ten’s chances of explaining it so anybody understands drastically goes down!
Everybody’s been making fun of Steiner Math for years.
But when I tell you 141⅔%, at least you know what the number is.
The Big Ten got clocks doing math that even I can’t explain.
So next time there’s one second left in a Michigan game, forget trying to figure out which clock you’re supposed to be watching.
CALL THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY.
I’ll straighten the numbers out.
Because the numbers don’t lie…
AND STEINER MATH DON’T NEED A REPLAY REVIEW.
Crotilus retweeted
If you missed Thursday's NEW EPISODE of @JCWLunacy check it out here!!! If you want to see us get a TV/Cable/Streaming Deal---we need your support!!! Your Viewership matters!!! Every one of you!!!
The "Attitude Era" IS BACK!!!
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Crotilus retweeted
I will ALWAYS go to bat for @AustinCreedWins because he went to bat for us.
What @AustinCreedWins did for the industry as a whole deserves love. Years ago I got to interview to @QoSBaszler in Detroit at a SummerSlam media junket, and she talked so much about what he fought for as far the talent with and how important he is, he deserves the world and more
I think at this point, I speak for most Americans in asking you, @realDonaldTrump
"Wen Lambo"? #WWIII
Crotilus retweeted
We will have a new Prime Minister March 9th @realDonaldTrump
Trudeau resigned as leader of the Liberal party months ago.
I wish he didn’t resign, I truly enjoy watching him live rent free in your empty skull.
You absolute fucking moron.
Crotilus retweeted
Assault rifles and handguns used in a shooting in Scarborough.
80% of shootings in Canada are committed by people using guns smuggled from the US.
12 people were shot.
Tariff the U.S. into stopping the flow of guns into Canada. Now.
Crotilus retweeted
Maybe, just maybe, Americans don’t need to be paid money to hold political leaders accountable for bad policy decisions.
Crotilus retweeted
Generations of American patriots, from our revolution onward, have fought for the principles Zelenskyy is risking his life to defend. But today, Donald Trump and JD Vance attacked Zelenskyy and pressured him to surrender the freedom of his people to the KGB war criminal who invaded Ukraine. History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for.
Been playing so much Baldur's Gate 3, I took one look at my 7-Eleven Slurpee, and realized I had poured the "Penis D". #BaldursGate3
Crotilus retweeted
News go watch this video from CBC. Fantastic reporting like this is probably why Pierre Poilievre and the Conservatives want to defund the CBC #misinformation #cbc #canada #cdnpoli #pierrepoilievre #justintrudeau #joerogan #frankdomenic🍁
Crotilus retweeted
This fundraising email is unhinged. Poilievre supporters are being told:
1) The press is "state-controlled media" (what the FUCK, verifiably false)
2) Trudeau is "censoring" journalists he disagrees with while buying off others.
This is disinformation. Poilievre knows that.
ALT "After 8 years of Trudeau. Freedom of the press is being buried by the Trudeau government and state-controlled media. Trudeau has divided the media into 2 camps: those he’s bought off with bailouts and those he has censored and arrested. This is a dangerous trend."
Crotilus retweeted
"Don't call me Pee Pee!"
You can call Pierre Poilievre a coward for running away from security clearance & not standing up for his own family against convoy clowns who threatened his wife, but please don't call him "Pee Pee!" lmfaooo 😂😂
#cdnpoli
#NeverVoteConservative