@crouchjab

chrom artist, hk speedrunner

 any pronouns
twitch.tv/slyzian
Joined July 2016
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If you're trying to make it into top 8 alive first you must collect my pages. Congratulations to the Portland Sp ring 2026 PR.
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Chrom being the character that clicks with you is like being born into poverty and squalor in the 1800s
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Me: "call me a journalist cause I'm tryna get a scoop!" The baskin robbins employee: "you do this every fucking day why cant you just talk normal for once what the fuck is wrong with you"
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from the late and great
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my 420th event was on 4/20
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shieldpoke btw
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lost count of how many games have ended like this atp
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CONGRATULATIONS to the Oregon Q4 PR! 1. @XavieryWFT 2. @MrJuego_y_Reloj 3. @TerraLXIII 4. @PsionicSmash 5. @MajorSSB 6. @LemonjuiceSSB 7. @Pearegrine_ 8. @RNM_SSB 9. @TriBailey 10. @Stay_Gold216 HMs: @crouchjab @smiledecibell @Soymilkad here’s to another great quarter! 🥂
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I cannot stand when people lick their finger to turn a page. Get your nasty tongue outta here
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Just sped past a cop on the freeway and they pulled over the guy behind me 🫡 🙏
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zawg@lostzawg31 Dec 2025
“Hope they don’t see THIS one coming!!!!!!” characters
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I haven’t showered since last year 🤣
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CONGRATS TO THE OREGON Q2 2025 PR! 1: @TerraLXIII 2: @MrJuego_y_Reloj 3: @PsionicSmash 4: @DomniqueMW 5: @MajorSSB 6: 2013 Toyota Corolla 7: @ProtoLittleMac 8: Cool Guy 9: Adam 10: @LemonjuiceSSB HMS: @RNM_SSB @crouchjab @IsThatKamikaze
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