what the heck

Joined June 2026
*squinting* where did I leave my glasses
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I’m going to sell some pokemon cards so I can buy Zelda
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Also donate plasma probably
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*stands on a chair* unless someone wants to give me 70 dollars…
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teen dad retweeted
A court of bort and beep bop
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Sometimes the final fantasy resonance soundtrack sounds like the composer for Octopath traveler was really into nobuo uematsu
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My oil painting of an Uncrustable and Nintendo Switch joy-con
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Time for nacho fries
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All of these are the same characters
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Solitaire at the gym
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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I’m not eating a cheeseburger in my car at midnight I’m doing something romantic
Am I lame for romanticizing my life in one of the hardest times I’ve experienced?
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*lifting weights at midnight* I’m Batman. *a guy asks me to move my feet so he can vacuum the bench press*
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Romanticizing my life is all I have left
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Am I lame for romanticizing my life in one of the hardest times I’ve experienced?
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I only have one day of no work at either job and it’s today and I’m busy. Monday Tuesday one job, Wednesday the other; thurs-sat both
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Is this cool?
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I just don’t be havin an opinion
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Or if I do, I keep it to myself
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