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crowjonah

@crowjonah

it’s good that we’re here, I like earth. there are lots of different kinds of nice people.

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Joined November 2008
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a few months later, here’s my whole tiny poem, in case you, like me, have a company VPN that considers @BurialMagazine a threat. thanks again to ZH for publishing MOSTLY GOOD NEWS
Mostly Good News by Crow Jonah Norlander My son got run over by a car but only his foot which was fine except for the shoe which was made of glass

ALT Mostly Good News by Crow Jonah Norlander My son got run over by a car but only his foot which was fine except for the shoe which was made of glass

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this one guy keeps farting but I can't figure out which guy
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this one guy on the subway is watching reels of other guys on other subways
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this one guy on the subway is taking up four seats
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oh you’re a big reader too? dungeon crawler carl? sounds really cool
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the paperback I’m reading just buzzed with a notification
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cosign
HAD (@havehadhavehad) profile pictureHAD@havehadhavehadOct 31
we agree, it is a very obnoxious system
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pretty, pretty perfect
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nodding my head at saint augustine. just makes sense
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who wears the pants in my family? that’s a weird question, you only got one pair over there at your place?
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am I getting bored of bagels??? no....
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texts I send my uncle
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feeling compelled to slather tapatío on something so you better WATCH OUT
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es una salsa... muy salsa!
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coffee tastes really good today
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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@crowjonah17 Sep 2025
logging my flu shot on my fitness pal
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nobody’s texting me back or liking my ig post and I’ve got double vax shivers but it’s ok I’m ok don’t worry about me
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76ers and cavs making me giggle playing extremely yakety sax basketball
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how I learned to stop worrying and love my achilles tendinopathy
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anyone wanna come out for a medium black coffee no room with me
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