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Joined October 2022
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🇧🇷 Neymar’s last goal for Brazil: penalty 🇦🇷 Messi’s last goal for Argentina: penalty 🇵🇹 CR7’s last goal for Portugal: penalty
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Obrigado Ronaldo ❤️
Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@Cristiano20h
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
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We got your back, New York!
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Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 Champions League Final ⚽️ 1 Goal (header) 🅰️ 0 Assists 👟 1 Big Chance Created (3 key passes) ❌ 0 Big Chances Missed - 8/10 Successful Dribbles - 17/25 Duels Won - Missed Penalty In Shootout @statmusefc #ronaldo #football
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Lionel Messi. His Farewell Match. ⚽️ 1 Goal 🅰️ 2 Assists 👟 2 Big Chances Created ❌ 4 Big Chances Missed 🏃‍♂️1/4 Successful Dribbles ⚔️ 4/10 Duels Won Thank you goat, thank you.
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Thank you for everything Leo. You completed this sport and made it your own. You embody football in its purest form. After that final whistle sounds, football will 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 be the same again. You truly are the greatest player of all time. (alongside cr7) #football #messi
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Cristiano Ronaldo, you’re 41. You simply cannot play every game for Portugal anymore. It’s time to sit back, relax, and give it your all when you do get on the pitch. It’s time for the generation you inspired to carry you. #ronaldo #portugal #football
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Great change from Martinez’s tactics, but the game mostly came down to which keeper had a good game. One had a solid performance, the other had a shitter.
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This guy gets more delusional by the day 😭
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With speculation over City’s relegation, I remind you all that Juventus was relegated to the Serie B in 2006 due to a match-fixing scandal. Many of their stars left. Not Gianluigi Buffon, he chose to sacrifice his Balon d’Or chances and help Juve bounce back. 𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡.
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33 Year Old Ronaldo First 5 Serie A Games ⚽️ 3 Goals 🅰️ 1 Assist 👟 3 Big Chances Created ❌ 4 Big Chances Missed 25 Year Old Gonçalo Ramos First 5 Serie A Games ⚽️ 1 Goal 🅰️ 1 Assist 👟 1 Big Chance Created ❌ 5 Big Chances Missed @statmusefc #ronaldo #football
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Dawg 😭😂🤦‍♂️
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Messi couldn’t do it either. There’s a difference between freestylers and footballers, something not everyone has the intelligence to understand.
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@sazzyLM8Sep 5
Who remembers when Jeremy Lynch had to keep saying “apologies apologies” because Ronaldo couldn’t do any of the skills he did😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Lionel Messi in 120 minutes: 0 goals 0 assists 0 shots 0 shots on target 0 chances created 0 big chances created 1/5 accurate crosses 1/5 accurate longballs The “goat.” @statmusefc
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Toni Kroos
@ToniKroosJul 19
Football won
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Replying to @crshoos
Bro you’re obsessed and insecure. Accept you lost and you argument is flawed. Get off twitter, put some real hours of work into a skill and maybe you’ll get a meaningful life
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Liverpool FC
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Our lad from Portugal. Forever ❤️
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