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Person, ostensibly. he/him/his

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2010
A kind of refuge exists in the Heart of the City, kept cold from thin green blood coursing through frigid metal veins, and kept pumping by a potential for exalted commerce within its hallowed atrium, awaiting rational actors who would not burn like insects in the relentless sun…
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Colin Teal retweeted
.@dbessner, @cushbomb, and Amber Frost on Ghostbusters: "Muncher is the perfect embodiment of our era of permanent decline, in which every downwardly mobile middle-class American has become lobotomized by the internet and unsustainable consumption." jacobinmag.com/2021/02/ghost…
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After a decade of meager subsistence salvation had arrived, liberation from a constant fear and this too solid flesh would come at the capable hands of technicians, who readied this machine to be sloughed off, delivering the ghost to rest eternally smiling, living free as Bitmoji
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Colin Teal retweeted
Lofi Virtual Museum (@joffeorama) "I missed museums and other public spaces after a year of COVID, so I made a virtual museum using pieces from the Seattle Art Museum's website." 🖼️ Free - Browser: warpdoor.com/2020/12/09/lofi…
Colin Teal retweeted
I wrote an essay about the failure of Arc and Paul Graham's intellectual legacy: ideolalia.com/essays/thought…
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A peregrine falcon drowning a songbird in a creek while looking you in the eye.
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Soaking up the Last Days of Summer with The Boys in downtown Seattle, City of the Future!
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White light glows through a hazy fog of ash and soot, a beacon beckoning from across the murk of amber sea and aged asphalt, searching for a shadow suspended in thick sap, and as the purring vessel emerged, nearing the curb, a fading, torn bumper sticker read "TERRAFORM EARTH..."
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Tom Nook exhibits monetary sovereignty
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"You like to play Castlevania, don't you?"
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The tattered report, speckled with grease stains from bits of forgotten and decaying Filet-O-Fish, stained conspicuously in a ring from chocolate wetness, warns, resolute, from underneath a mound of garbage and aborted orders piled on the desk: ANTIFA Determined To Strike in US
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My hands tremble as I struggle to remove layers of paint that crudely mar the surface of that most holy place, the Flagship Store, with intemperate sentiments, and through my mask in heavy breath I whisper a solemn prayer for the Nordstrom Family and the Pike Pine Retail Core...
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An octogenarian races across an open field on their mobility scooter, jostling from side to side, silver hair dancing on their back, as squeaking wheels kick up a desperate dust, while an asymptomatic neighbor, still smiling, yells "Until we meet again!" into the swirling wake...
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On Earth 3, Neera Tanden huddles against a cold, damp wall, nameless nude bodies moan and writhe around her, desperate to disappear again into the dark, as her frail fingers shield her face from the cruel light cast from the man's hand...
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