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Goob reaching not for the glitter glue, but for Astro to give him a hug instead, is so special and cute to me
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Training my penis muscles until I can control it with the dexterity of an elephant trunk and using it to pickpocket people
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I was scrolling pinterest and I saw a kenny kyle sex (??) comic ?? and I've been giggling at these photos they are so bad
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Having a partner who calms your nervous system just by talking is so insane because wdym I could be having the worst day imaginable and then I hear “hi baby” from them and all of the sudden I’m magically cured????
I don't understand Discord servers who are sensitive to certain symbols used in FUCKING KAOMOJIS. LIKE THE CUTE LITTLE FACES?
٩>ᴗ<)و this.???
BECAUSE I GOT WARNED IN A SERVER FOR IT UNLESS I "COULD RECLAIM THE SYMBOLS" what does that even mean dude why does it matter omfg
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Hey guys our boyfriend from Canada sent us this and you really need to see this if you're an American! I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR NO POLITICS BS THIS IS ABOUT OUR HUMAN RIGHTS FOR THE DISABLED ELDERLY AND LGBT!!!!
Double check your voting please please please. This is horrifying to me


































